Janae telling Boyd she set up a blog to make cash.
Lou and Mishka (as in the recap for Episode 4985)
Dylan trying to kiss Elle.
Bree discover that her real parents house burnt down
The General Store
Mishka sells some more of her OLD 997 vodka and tells Lou that they could build a sauna with the profits! At a table, Elle mentions to Sky that they haven't caught up in ages and wants to know how she is etc but before Sky can even drink the tea Mishka's just dropped off, she tells Elle that she has to go home. Elle is somewhat bemused by Sky suddenly bolting.
Paul approaches Dylan and tries to apologies for not believing him when he tried to warn him about CamRob and after a moment and just as Paul is about to walking away, Dylan tells him what good is an apology without a beer.
Boyd catches Janae filling in her online blog about life in No. 30 and he isn't too impressed about her telling the world about him trying to bleach his hair or an upload of him posing in the mirror and squeezing his zits via a hidden camera. Janae tries to justify herself in that the camera was meant to catch Toadie but he got there first and tries to get him to allow the clip to stay by telling him that the readers think he is hot including someone from Iceland! Boyd is starting to give in and she shows him that over 5000 people have hit her blog and once they money comes in from advertising; they'll be able to have the wedding they want.
An excited Janae then shows Boyd the invites to their wedding – a couple of teddy bears with hearts on the front – and he is so not jumping for joy unlike her. He tries to tell her that the invites are just *too* cute, which she dismissed before showing him what the invite says:
BOYD: Come and join Boyd and Janae as they celebrate their special wedding day. They want you there to bless their life as they become man and wife.
Well at least it rhymes! Boyd seems stunned at the invites and Janae hopes that their parents like them because she wouldn't like to get married without them being there.
Janelle lets Bree have it when she finally turns up and is surprised when Bree hugs her before starting to cry and Janelle wants to know why. Tearfully, Bree tells her what she found while she went to find her real parents and tells her mum that she's been searching for them ever since Kim left, when Janelle wonders why she was looking for them. Janelle is feeling guilty at Bree not telling her with everything that was going on and wishes that Bree had told her.
BREE: (tearfully) I just want to know who I am.
Elle is surprised to see Paul and Dylan arrive home with dinner and she tells her dad that he should be worried as Izzy and Gail are out shopping and probably swapping notes! Paul tells the two of them to relax, have fun and enjoy the pile of takeaway (while leaving some for him to reheat) as he has to head back to work because something has come up.
ELLE: Wow that was subtle!
Dylan says that perhaps Paul has a point as they head through to the livingroom.
DYLAN: You're single, I'm single, we get on well. Would it be so bad to give your dad what he's always wanted?
ELLE: Curry puff?
Janelle cheers Bree up by telling her that they could put an ad in the classifieds or if that doesn't work then they'll hire a PI and she adds that she doesn't care if it costs because it is important to her and she is important to her.
Lou and Mishka arrive home to find Sky reading Kerry's diary and she tells them that she thinks it may help her make a decision because Kerry was in the same predicament as her – having an unplanned pregnancy. Mishka asks what the diary says and Sky replies back that her mum was so strong and self-assured and never questioned herself once unlike her. Mishka tells her that she is sure Kerry had worries too but Sky rebuffs her and quotes a bit out of the diary:
SKY: “The timing is not right but is there ever such a thing as the right time? The truth is I've always wanted to be a mother. The universe is telling me that the time is now.” See, she was totally convinced.
Lou suggests that Kerry was trying to convince herself and Mishka agrees with him, saying they've only got what she wrote as evidence and Sky tells them that she wouldn't write something down if she didn't believe in it and therefore if she doesn't believe in it then it is obvious what she should do. Mishka tells her to wait and Lou reminds her that she hasn't talked to Dylan yet. She tells them that she will once she's got her head round it but reading Kerry's diary has confirmed one thing – she's not ready to be a mother.
Dylan and Elle play fight feeding each other food and conveniently, she lands on the sofa with him falling on top of her, so he naturally uses the situation to his advantage and kisses her. She is a bit freaked out about it, telling him that she fells like she is betraying Sky. “Like she betrayed me,” replies Dylan before telling her that they've been building towards this for ages and that he likes her. She tells him that she really likes him but that Sky is her friend and doesn't want to be hated by her and suggests they wait until the time feels right. Dylan decides it is time and kisses her again and says that they'll deal with Sky and any issues that they can deal with anything that arises together. She agrees to this but adds a further condition – that he has to be honest, which he agrees to before they resume pashing.
Ramsay Street (next day)
Boyd and Janae go round the neighbours delivering the invites to the wedding and she remarks that it would be tragic if nobody turned up. He assures her that they will turn up because they've picked a close venue and the best possible date – the week after the Grand Final! Janae is still worried though.
While on the balcony of No. 24, Sky looks through her mother's papers and diary. Back down in Ramsay Street, Janelle collects her invite from the letterbox and with Boyd & Janae watching, realises straight away what she's just retrieved. Likewise, Max empties his letter box and notices his invitation too before he claps eyes on Janelle and they show each other their respective invites. Neither acknowledges Boyd & Janae before they head back inside to their respective abodes.
JANAE: Well this doesn't look good.
BOYD: Yeah. Well it can only get better can't it?
JANAE: (half-heartedly) Yes.
Dylan and Elle wake up with each other on the sofa and enquire what each other are up to before agreeing to meet up later because neither of their plans fit in with each other. They resume pashing as Paul comes down for brekkie and Dylan literally bolts out the door while Elle is embarrassed as hell at being caught. Paul on the other hand seems as pleased as punch given the big smile he has on his face.
Sky continues to look through her mother's belongings but is startled when she sees Dylan leave from No. 22 and drops the papers. She bends down to collect them but misses one before rushing down the stairs to see him, conveniently ignoring the bit of paper that flutters down from above.
She catches him as he starts his car but he ignores her, even when she says it is important, as he drives off. Sky then throws a conveniently placed pot plant at the car and he stops the car and when he gets out, accuses her of being a crazy psycho who can't get over the fact that he dumped her. He refuses to talk to he anymore because he doesn't care about anything she may wish to say and is about to get into the car when Sky stops him in his tracks.
SKY: Well I'm pregnant. (Dylan stops dead) I'm pregnant and you're the father.
Commercial break over and Dylan is still acting like a stunned mullet before accusing her of lying to him, to try and get him back. She tells him to ask Lou or Mishka for confirmation and he wants to know why she thinks he is the father, reminding her about sleeping with JP. Sky tells him that JP can't have kids and reinforces about her being pregnant with his child while he is still giving an excellent performance as a stunned fish.
The General Store/No. 30
Max and Janelle compare notes about the wedding invitations and the fact the kids have been considerate in making the date after the Grand Final before Max adds that it is going to be shonkiest wedding ever.
Over at No. 30, Janae tells Boyd that it is going to be the most beautiful wedding ever and tells him about her idea of filling the pool with water lilies.
Back in TGS, Max wonders what they are going to do about food – “fruit salad and a bit of a fry up?”
Boyd wants to know where she'd get the water lilies from while at TGS, Janelle suggests that the menu will be a couple of dozen supermarket sawdust snags.
“Cupcakes,” says Boyd and Janae confirms this and suggests they go the whole hog and have little caramel mud cakes with their initials iced on the top surrounded by love hearts! Boyd starts to freak out when she mentions cars and she tells him about her dream of arriving at her wedding in a white Rolls Royce complete with the ribbon on the bonnet!
At TGS, Janelle has come up with the mode of transport – BMX's! Max replies that they could do a couple of laps of the street before heading up the aisle “and Janae can just tuck her dress into her undies so that it doesn't hook up in the chain,” adds Janelle. Max then puts on his fake Jamie Oliver accent to reply “Classy!” Janelle now gets an attack of the guilts and suggests they give them a go because they love each other and besides, it will be a ball. Max is surprised to hear that she plans to attend the wedding.
JANELLE: Oh Maxi, this is my daughters wedding day and no matter how crazy I think she is I've got to stick by her and you should stick by Boyd… and if we don't we could lose them.
Dylan is still in shock at hearing the news about Sky and she wants to know how he feels. He says it sounds like she's made her mind up and she asks how he'd feel if she wanted to keep the baby. Dylan confirms that he'd help out.
SKY: Dylan, are you ready to become a father?
After a pause he eventually says “no” and explains that he can hardly keep himself in line and that given how things are between them it wouldn't be fair on the child. She nods her head to signify she agrees and then asks him if he is okay with what she has planned. Dylan explains that he wishes it wasn't happening at all, and Sky wishes that too. He asks if she wants him to go with her but they start arguing with each other before Sky stops and says the obvious – that they aren't ready to become parents before Dylan decides it is time to leave.
The General Store
Mishka tells Lou that she wishes Kerry was here so that she could talk to Sky before their chat is interrupted by the same guys who bought vodka yesterday returning to buy some more. Once they hand the bottles over, Lou says that they've run out of stock and Mishka is about to send him home to get some before realising the time and deciding to go home instead because it is almost time for Sky's appointment. Lou tells her that she won't change Sky's mind and she tells him that Sky won't be alone before leaving the store.
With ‘No Gun' by Cindy Ryan playing, Dylan is about to get into his car when he sees Max come down the driveway with Charlie in his pushchair and the pair acknowledge each other before Max heads down the street pushing Charlie.
The scene then cuts to the Clinic where Sky completes the paperwork and when she hands it over, is told to take a seat and that someone will be with her soon.
Back in Ramsay Street, Dylan sits in his car while Lou arrives home and as he gets out of the car, stands on the bit of paper Sky missed earlier as we head into the break.
Break over and Lou heads back to the car with his supply of OLD 997 vodka and notices the bit of paper he stood on before the break and begins to read. Whatever he reads has freaked him out judging by the look on his face before grabbing the box of vodka.
Mishka arrives and asks if Sky has been in yet and seems relived when Sky says that she hasn't but Sky firmly tells her that she isn't changing her mind and is going through with it. Mishka assures her that wasn't why she came but to support her before reaching and holding Sky's hand.