No.24
Annalise is furious with Sam, but if possible, he's even angrier - it was her that put him in the situation to start with and she has no right to be angry. She insists that Sam cheated on her, but he won't have it - he hates being "Sexy Sam".

SAM: If I'm a gigolo, what do you think that makes you? A pimp?

He storms off.

MARLENE: I warned you about putting him on the meat market. I mean, do you expect all the shoppers to be vegetarian?!

No.30
Luke wants an explanation from Mark about where he's been for the last four days. He tells him he was walking the streets. Luke is not impressed that Mark left him in the lurch at the Holy roll. Mark says that his time away was very fruitful but Luke isn't impressed! Mark is unrepentant and Luke points out that he should have had the decency to tell him where he was! Mark says it won't happen again.

MARK: I'm pleased you care. Means a lot in a world without soul.

No.22
The documentary man is knocking at the door, but Lou, cheryl and Brett aren't answering. Lou finally gets up to send the bloke away, but he barges in. Lou manhandles him out.

The Pub
Jen tells Ren that both she and Luke are scared of commitment. She found it really hard to be with Phil at first, and tells Ren to just be patient with Luke. Ren does think Luke's the right guy for her.

Ramsay Street
Karl and Susan are walking to work. Susan isn't impressed, but Karl tells her to, "Chill out, babe" (!)

They see Brett who is carrying some golf clubs. He's worried that his boss is going to blame him for the disappearing golf balls - it started round about when he started at the course.

Golf course
Brett is playing golf. He hits the ball, and a masked man leaps out of the bushes and grabs it from where it lands!

Ramsay Street
Annalise sees Cheryl. She tells Cheryl about the fight with Sam, and Cheryl agrees with Sam - the sexy posters do suggest that Sam's work doesn't stand on it's own feet. The documentary man comes over and Cheryl groans - she tells him again that she's not interested in an interview and she'll call the police if he doesn't go away. He insists that he'll tell the story in a very senstive way. Cheryl walks off, so he gives a list of questions to Annalise and tells her to give them to Cheryl!

Golf Course
Brett is looking for his golf ball. The masked man is watching him from the trees. Brett has realised there's someone there and lures him out by throwing a golf ball. When the man emerges, Brett rugby tackles him to the ground and pulls off his mask - it's Billy Kennedy!

Back of Bric- a- Brac Shop
Karl sneaks around the back and gets a garden gnome out of his briefcase, but Sam comes out and sees him. He tells Karl off for being careless - he reckons Karl is getting sloppy. Karl says Marlene will never catch him. Sam offers him a bet - that Marlene will find him out before he can plant five more gnomes. The loser will shout a meal for the winner and their partner. Karl puts the current gnome down - that's one!

Golf Course
Billy is telling Brett that he needed the money from the golf balls. Brett says it's lucky he hasn't lost his job over it. He won't turn Billy in though, as long as he promises never to do it again. He says Billy should collect lost and forgotten balls, not ones still in play.

Coffee Shop
Karl give Susan a foam lamington to eat and she is not amused. Karl tells her about the bet with Sam and says he's going to think of a theme for the next five gnomes. Susan isn't impressed and Karl tells her off for being boring.

KARL: Captain Straight- woman, that's what they call you.
SUSAN: I'm not straight!
KARL: Try as you might, you cannot regain your sense of youth and adventure.
SUSAN: Is that right?
KARL: Yeah.
SUSAN: Well, we'll see about that.

No.22
Sam is still cross but Annalise seems to have calmed down. She hugs Sam and says she can see why women are attracted to him. She's taken the posters down. He resists her charms, but she is insistent.

ANNALISE:(pawing him) Come on Sam, I want to make it up to you.
SAM: OK.

No.30
Ren tells Luke that she wants to break up. She tells him that there is no commitment or stability in their relationship.

The Pub
Cheryl is reading the questions from the documentary man and coming around to the idea. Lou urges her not to do it - it could blow up in her face. Cheryl tells him that she's decided to go ahead with the interview!

No.30
Mark is telling Ren that he doesn't want to be tied down to the priesthood anymore. He just wants to work independently within his faith. Ren tells Mark that she's broken up with Luke and he is surprised. She says it's the right thing for her to do.

No.28
Karl is preparing a gnome sitting on the back of a pig. Susan come out, gives Karl a towel, and tells him she's going to prove she's not Captain Straight- woman!

No.22
Sam and Annalise, dressed in dressing- gowns, are sitting on the settee in post- coital bliss (yuk!!) Annalise promises him that she won't interfere with his business again. Sam says he still wants her involved - they can make decisions together.

Back of No.22
Susan and Karl are crashing Lou and Cheryl's spa - they're not in. Karl thinks that her attempt at being non- straight is very ordinary, but when he turns around, Susan is in the nude! She gets into the spa.

KARL: Susan, you're naked!
SUSAN: Karl, that's the whole idea!

She stretches back in the bubbles of the spa and tells Karl to join her. He isn't sure and she says he's just chicken!

No.22
Brett and Billy have arrived home and then Cheryl comes in too! Cheryl hears a noise out the back and goes to investigate.

Back of No.22
Karl is standing in front of the spa with just his boxers on. He says that's a far as he goes. Susan makes clucking noises, so he decides to take his undies off too. He swings them around, but they land on Cheryl who has come out of the house, closely followed by Brett and a dumb-struck Billy!