- The Turners learn someone has stolen all the money from the kids' trust fund, using Paige's identity
- Bailey tells Paige that the photos she has of Bryson have been taken from a random Facebook page
- Paige tells Bailey that she's inviting Bryson to Melbourne, in a bid to confront him about the scam
- Kyle is thrilled when Georgia agrees they should have a kid, but she wants to keep it quiet for now
- Once Kyle's out of sight, Georgia decides against throwing away her contraceptive pills
Valentine's Day. Kyle gives Georgia some chocolates before she goes to work, and they have a bit of a smooch.
SHEILA: Oh, I am still here, in case you forgot?!
Kyle's also made Georgia breakfast, and for himself, a healthy green smoothie that Lucy encouraged Chris to drink, which is supposed to ‘help with the boys' (improve fertility). Georgia's annoyed that Kyle has mentioned this when they agreed to keep it quiet, but Sheila is over the moon that they're trying for a baby, and is already shouting about what an amazing great- grandmother she'll be.
Georgia asks Sheila to keep the news to herself for now, pointing out that it's early days. Sheila promises that her lips are sealed. Once she's gone, Georgia turns to Kyle to admonish him, but he quickly goes back to liquidising his smoothie.
Paige and Lou are struggling with a busy day at Harold's, and Paige is continuing to feel guilty for her role in the money from the kids' trust fund going AWOL. Lou advises her that money comes and goes, but that family is what makes you rich. But Paige is worried that the bank won't renegotiate the Turners' mortgage in the light of what's happened, and that they'll lose the house.
Lou promises her that they'll find a way to fix everything; however, once he's out of earshot, Paige looks at her phone. She's received a text from Bryson, saying – ‘Just landed in Melbourne. We still good to meet?' She replies – ‘Absolutely. Can't wait!'
Susan finds Georgia sitting by the lake looking pensive. Georgia admits that Kyle wants another baby, and Susan asks if she does.
GEORGIA: I do want kids, yeah – definitely.
GEORGIA: I just don't know how he can be so relaxed about things. It's like what happened last time never happened at all for him.
SUSAN: Well, you know – men deal differently with these things. Have you told him how you feel?
GEORGIA: No, not yet. Because he's so excited about it.
SUSAN: You know, lots of women have miscarriages. Including me, as you know. But most of us went on to have children.
GEORGIA: I know. I just can't get it out of my head, you know? I want to be happy, and excited. But all I can think about is what might happen.
SUSAN: And how devastated you were last time?
GEORGIA: If that was to happen again, I don't know how I would cope.
Susan comforts Georgia, and suggests she might talk to Karl, to seek some reassurance.
SUSAN: You're not alone, Georgia. Lots of women have felt like this. You will find a way through.
Kyle, Toadie and Chris are playing pool, and get talking about Valentine's Day. Chris has bought Nate flowers and chocolates, while Toadie says he got Sonya flowers and breakfast in bed. Kyle starts to worry that he hasn't done enough for Georgia for Valentine's. Brad and Josh come in, and Kyle asks what Brad got Terese.
BRAD: A hot air balloon over the Yarra Valley, followed by a champagne breakfast.
This stuns all the others, and while Brad's at the bar, Josh admits his dad can be smooth when he wants to be. So Toadie, Chris and Kyle start to think they should do something else for their other halves. Josh spots the tattoo on Toadie's leg, and Kyle suggests they could each get one with their partners' names as a Valentine's surprise! He suggests they all go together, and Chris and Toadie are up for it – but Josh reminds them that he's single, and therefore won't be involved.
Paige gets a text from Bryson, saying he's on the bus and will be here shortly. Paige replies saying she'll be waiting, with a flower in her hair. She apologises to Lou, but says she really has to leave, promising she'll make it up to him later. She darts out, snatching an orange flower from the counter on her way.
Sheila comes in, having been waiting outside for someone to take her order. Lou admits they're short- staffed and promises to fetch her a coffee imminently – but has to rush off to take care of something in the kitchen. So Sheila goes over to the coffee machine and starts making it herself!
In the back yard, Georgia pays a visit to the rose bush that she and Kyle planted in memory of the baby she miscarried. She becomes tearful, before rushing back into the house.
A customer, Aimee, comes in and orders a latte and muffin from Sheila, who's still at the coffee machine. Sheila explains she doesn't work here, but seeing how rushed off his feet Lou is, decides to serve Aimee anyway – and puts on a Harold's apron. Lou asks what she's doing, and she says she's helping him out. Lou only grudgingly accepts her assistance and starts barking customer orders at her, so that Sheila begins to regret her decision!
Toadie, Chris and Kyle are looking at different fonts for the tattoos they're planning on getting. They start to discuss whereabouts they'll get the tattoos – and Toadie points to his bum.
TOADIE: Sonya already reckons she owns it!
CHRIS: And you can fit a whole dragon on there too, huh?
Karl comes in, and reminds them that a tattoo is a lifetime decision.
CHRIS: That's the point, Karl. I want Nate to know that I love him.
KARL: You're getting one too?
TOADIE: We all are, for Valentine's.
KARL: Okay. Does Sonya know about this?
TOADIE: I'm not going to ruin the surprise!
KARL: Oh, she'll be surprised alright (!)
When Kyle asks, Karl admits he once thought about getting a tattoo, and the boys try to talk him into joining them – remarking that Susan would probably love it because ‘chicks love tattoos'.
TOADIE: It's a bad- boy thing.
KARL: Susan does rather like the bad- boy.
KARL: Well, she's with me, isn't she?
They all laugh, thinking he's joking, but it quickly becomes apparent that he's not! But wounded as he is, he admits he does need to get Susan a new Valentine's gift after he had to return the last one (the lingerie), and adds that he could get a tattoo somewhere private where only Susan could see. Karl reveals the coupon for tattoo discounts printed on the back of the lingerie receipt, securing the foursome's decision to get inked!
Paige comes in, orange flower in her hair, to ask for Imogen's advice about the legality of recording a conversation without the other party's consent. Imogen says consent isn't required, but that there are restrictions on how such recordings can be used. She asks why, but Paige won't say – and rushes straight off again, without clarifying said restrictions any further! Imogen looks worried.
Karl, Toadie, Kyle and Chris are back from the tattoo parlour, bragging to Josh about how little it hurt – while Karl praises the parlour's sterilisation procedures, providing a timely reminder to viewers about the very real risk of hepatitis- C from shonky tattooists. Josh asks to see Chris's tattoo, which is on his shoulder – and he pulls his shirt down to reveal it. Toadie takes a photo and shows it to him.
CHRIS: Why is Georgia's name on my back?
KYLE: Maybe the guy got confused.
CHRIS: Are you kidding me?
JOSH: You don't think he confused you all, do you?
The others all look horrified, and all lower their trousers to compare their own tattoos! Toadie's got Nate's name on his bum, while Kyle has Susan's, and Karl has Sonya's! They all gasp in horror.
JOSH: I have never in my life been so happy to be single!
KYLE: We are in so much trouble.
TOADIE: So much trouble!
CHRIS: There is not a word for how much trouble we are in.
TOADIE: Why do I have your boyfriend on my bum?!
Aimee the customer watches, smiling, as Lou and Sheila bicker behind the counter – Sheila is accusing Lou of being ungrateful for her help today, so Lou grudgingly thanks her. Aimee approaches.
AIMEE: You remind me of my parents.
LOU and SHEILA: What?!
AIMEE: Beneath the bickering, the love ran deep. It was beautiful to watch.
SHEILA: Oh, I think you got the wrong end of the lollipop, girlfriend!
AIMEE: No. My husband forgot Valentine's Day – but you've reminded me of the power of true love.
LOU: Oh, no, no! We are not together!
But Aimee is blissfully convinced otherwise, and leaves them a generous tip, leaving Lou and Sheila looking very awkward!
A comedy musical montage begins, as Chris arrives in the garden to find Nate in the spa, with champagne on ice.
NATE: Surprise! Happy Valentine's Day!
Chris looks sheepish as Nate encourages him to jump in, visibly worried about the tattoo – and tells him he's only going to dip his toes in!
The montage continues, as Toadie returns home to Sonya.
SONYA: Hello, lover!
She's arranged a dinner of beer and junk food as a Valentine's treat for Toadie, and her clothes are embroidered with real doughnuts and sweets for Toadie to eat!
TOADIE: That's quite possibly the sexiest outfit I've ever seen.
She tells him she hopes he's brought his appetite!
Kyle is naked except for a towel, down which he's reaching a smartphone in order to take a picture of his bum and see the ‘Susan' tattoo for himself! Georgia comes in.
GEORGIA: Were you just taking a photo of your bum?
KYLE: No! No, I…
GEORGIA: What were you doing?
KYLE: Okay, I was taking a photo of my bum. But it was supposed to be a surprise.
GEORGIA: … A surprise?!
KYLE: Yeah, you know. For you. For Valentine's Day.
GEORGIA: Oh! But I thought us old marrieds weren't allowed to send naughty texts?
Georgia asks Kyle to show her the picture, and he looks horrified!
Susan has arranged a special Valentine's afternoon tea for Karl, and they kiss – but as Karl sits down on the sofa, he cries out in pain!
SUSAN: Karl – how many years have we been married?
KARL: Thirty- seven. Thirty- seven wonderful years. Give or take the odd intermission or two.
SUSAN: Hmm. And would you say we know each other pretty well?
KARL: I would say we know each other very well.
SUSAN: Then how on earth did you think you were ever gonna get anything past me?
Chris is now in the spa with Nate, but is deliberately keeping his back to him so he can't see the tattoo. When Nate asks for some champagne, Chris edges around the perimeter of the hot tub to retrieve it!
NATE: What you walking like a crab for?
Chris is forced to come clean and show Nate the tattoo. Nate looks amused to see Georgia's name!
Toadie is busily eating sweets and doughnuts off Sonya's outfit, and they start kissing.
SONYA: I suggest we ditch the food and get rude!
She grabs Toadie's bum, and he cries out in pain! She asks what's wrong, and Toadie looks sheepish.
Kyle struggles to keep his towel up as Georgia wrestles him for the phone. She eventually succeeds and looks at the photo of his bum.
KYLE: … Surprise!
Karl is showing Susan the ‘Sonya' tattoo, and she can't stop laughing! Karl is grouchy.
KARL: Glad you think it's so funny (!)
SUSAN: Oh, I do, I do!
KARL: If I'd have known this'd be such a big hit, I would have got Sonya's name tattooed on my backside years ago.
Karl blames Susan for buying all the new lingerie, saying he wouldn't have needed to get her an extra present if she hadn't. But Susan continues to mock him, telling him it's the best Valentine's present ever! The musical montage comes to a close.
Brad comes in with two large bunches of flowers, and presents one of them to Imogen. We learn that Hermione the car still hasn't been retrieved, before Imogen thanks Brad for the ‘pity flowers'.
BRAD: They're not pity flowers. They're ‘I'm proud of you' flowers. I think you're wonderful. Happy Valentine's Day.
IMOGEN: Thank you, Dad.
Brad reveals that he'd been trying to find Paige to give her some flowers too, but that she wasn't at No 32 or Harold's Store. Imogen mentions to Brad about Paige's visit earlier, and her enquiries about the legality of recording confessions.
IMOGEN: You don't think she tracked down the guy that ripped her off, do you?
BRAD: She wouldn't be that silly, would she?
The pair decide to go and find Paige, before she does something foolish.
Karl is grouchily buying a bottle of champagne, when Toadie comes in, looking equally despondent.
TOADIE: Suck- up gift?
KARL: Yep. Well, Susan's the one who should buy me a suck- up gift. Did your wife laugh for a full ten minutes?
TOADIE: No. No, there was no laughing.
Kyle and Chris come in to join them, having been called ‘an idiot' and ‘gullible' by their other halves, respectively. Kyle wonders aloud whether the tattoo guy will be able to fix them all tomorrow.
TOADIE: Well, it's either that or we all get a divorce and remarry.
KYLE: Or Georgia can change her name to Susan.
CHRIS: Well at least you guys can hide yours.
KARL: It was a grand gesture, Chris. And it's a beautiful thing.
He pats Chris on the shoulder, and he grimaces in pain!
Paige is waiting on a bench looking nervous, the orange flower still in her hair. She activates a recording app on her phone, and it starts to record. A cut to ShakyCam™ from behind the trees implies that someone is watching her.
- Brad and Imogen question Bailey about where Paige is, and Imogen finds her flower in the park
- Dennis Dimato introduces himself to Tyler Brennan
- Mark accuses Matt of ‘sitting on his hands' despite knowing that Dimato is dodgy
Is Love in the Air?
- Sheila and Harold look awfully pleased to meet one another