Bree suggesting to Boyd and Janae that they pretend Janae's cheating on him
Paul telling Izzy that he loves her and Gail is only history...
...Paul telling Gail he loves her
Oo Paul and Gail are having a bit of a smooch. They come up for air and Paul says that she wants it as much as he does; Izzy won't be home for hours. Forget her, ever since Gail arrived they knew this was going to happen. Gail replies that they didn't, and once again they kissy wisy.
Mulling over wine, Katya tells Toadie that she still feels like Robert is around. Every now and then she gets chills like he's watching her. You don't know how right you are! Toadie welcomes her to his world; he doesn't know when Janae has the webcam on. Katya tells him the bad news - he's little dancing session was captured and is now on Janae's web blog. The nurses at work were downloading it. Toadie is majorly embarrassed. It gets better, Katya brings it up on her phone and shows him (we can here the Austin Powers 'yeah baby yeah!' going on).
Janae is watching the dancing on her old school nokia. Has everyone got 3G these days? Of course she thinks it's sooooo cool but Toadie isn't impressed, with the global humiliation and all. Janae informs him that some kids in South Korea have named a dance craze after him; The Rabid Toad. That defines cool. Toadie still doesn't think it's cool, he doesn't want to made a fool. He looks at the webcam and asks if it's still on. Janae says it is so keep making an idiot of himself because it makes fab viewing.
JANAE: Do you know how many more hits I've gotten since you started getting down funky?
TOADIE: How many more hits would I get down with a sledgehammer?
Katya comes in and says that he isn't the only one that looks like an idiot. Boyd asks if any of them have seen the one of Ned eating a vegemite sandwich while watching TV, he actually eats crumbs out of his bellybutton. Gross! Katya recalls that he got a mention too. Boyd jumps in saying he never, ever kissed his bicep. It was the angle of the camera, he was working out and turned his head. Pffft Katya doesn't believe that. Toadie tells them that the only one avoiding any pain is Janae.
JANAE: Oh what do you think I'm going to make a full of myself in front of billions of people?
Ahem. We now cut to Janae tied up in a chair with a 'I want to be a web-star' sign on. Boyd turns the webcam on while Toadie puts some of his undies on her head causing her lipstick to smudge. They're all having a great time when OMG! Robert is watching through the window next to the door. Toadie's put on the Darth Vader hat to finish Janae's outfit... Rob's still watching on. Spooky.
Janae and Boyd arrive to get takeaway, Janae complaining about him taking the other's side with that little shenanigan. Boyd asks if this is their first official fight as a married couple. Janae thinks it is, and that it's sweet. Riiiight. Boyd thinks they should make up like crazy when they get home. Janae isn't so sure, they'll still be fighting then. Boyd watches Max put the takeaway on the counter and gets a brainwave (hope it didn't hurt); Janae should go outside. She does and Boyd walks over to Max. He pays for the food and asks Max if Janae's been in. She's out partying again with her girlfriends. Max asks what they're doing... well Boydy doesn't know. He doesn't mind if she has fun, even if it is just about every night. Max asks if that doesn't bother Boyd at all. Boyd doesn't know. A perplexed Max gets his change.
In the office Izzy and Carmella are having a heart to heart can hear Rachel giggle from here. Izzy asks if Carmella isn't too keen on the 'Climb Every Mountain' clothing. Doesn't she want to go try on clothes when she passes a shop? Yeah, good heart to heart stuff. Carmella admits that she did get out her sowing machine and do some alterations. Anyway what about Izzy and Paul... yeah what about Izzy and Paul? Izzy lies and says that everything is excellent. But the more honest answer is that he usually 'active' but now he's on 'hyper drive' with ahem, 'indoor sport' It's bad because he still has a vibe for his ex-wife. Heh! Carmella asks what the plan is to get rid of her, maybe something like forging letters, alcohol induced bad behaviour?
IZZY: This nun mind reading thing is scary.
Carmella tells her to forget the plans, Paul loves her and she loves him so maybe there isn't a problem except for the mad son.
Gail's dishing all the dirt to Lyn. Lynnie asks what Gail is going to do, she replies that she doesn't know if he wants her or some secret affair. Gail asks what Lyn thinks, her being close to Paul and all. Lyn doesn't know, he's been acting strangely after what Rob did to him. The softer side to Paul is still there but he's just so angry about Rob. Lyn admits that last week Paul started flirting with her then he got her to fire a bunch of people. He's just confused but deep down he's still a good man and needs a good woman to save him. Gail not Izzy... Speak of the devil, Izzy saunters in at that moment, passing them to get to the drinks fridge. Lyn whispers to Gail she's sure Gail can bring the old Paul back as long as she still loves him.
Paul's let in an annoyed Lynnie. She doesn't want to fire 'Pat' because she's a single mum and working hard. Paul ignores that and offers her a drink of very good wine. After a little bit of convincing Lyn agrees to it then changes her mind, they have something serious to talk about. Paul tells her to forget about Pat, she'll get a job somewhere else. He loves how Lyn has a passion for people. Lyn's freak out now, she tells him she thinks that he's suffering some post-traumatic thing. He's going through a really rough time and should think about someone to help him through. Paul asks what she's offering and holds her hands. Erm... Lyn takes her hands away and asks him to be honest to himself before rushing off. Ooo Lynnie is in lurve.
Izzy arrives in time to see Lyn run off and asks Paul what's up. Paul tells her that Lyn was concerned about his soul but he had already sold it to the devil. Anyway he has more important things on his mind like going upstairs with Izzy.
General Store - Day
Boyd and Janae have devised a plan and luckily for them Max has arrived. Janae isn't sure about doing this but Boyd is and leaves quickly. Janae pretends to call someone and arrange a meeting. She walks out, saying hi to mister eavesdropper Max. Ha!
Rob watches Toadie and Katya talk outside No 30 about his busted car. Toadie comes across something from Connor (why does he still call him The Shamrock?). It's a note - 'Roses are dead, the potato is blue. Look underground he's growing near you'. Also there is a pic of a yellow rose. Toadie looks up and over to Paul's front garden, putting the pieces together. He and Katya walk over to Paul, and Toadie asks when Rob planted the rose. Paul replies it was a couple of months ago. Toadie hands over the little box witht he note and pic saying he should have a look at it. It was planted around the same time Connor left and they haven't heard from him since.
Cam thinks it's generous of people like Carmella coming to visit the riff raff. She tells him all the places she goes, and says that God loves riff raff as well. She asks if she can get him anything. He'd like some more books, another Sister gave him the Bible to read. And he read it all! The storylines were confusing and the characterisations are patchy but overall he would give it 4/5. Carmella gives it a 4.5. Cam's shocked, shouldn't she be giving it a 5? Well... between Cam, God and her she thinks it needs a bit of editing. Hehe a nun with a sense of humour. She asks how hes coping. Half the time he's freak out, the other he's angry. He is innocent. Carmella already knows, she looked after him in hospital. She even gave him a sponge bath.
CAM: You know what Sister if I had you for religious education I think I'd be a pope by now.
CARMELLA: That sounds suspiciously like flirting.
Katya has called Toadie's work for him and told them he'll be late. Toadie thanks her that yells at Bob to shut up; he's barking like mad. Toadie asks Katya what if he's done something to Connor. Katya assures him the police will be there soon and they will sort it out. Toadie shouts at again Bob to quit it then hears the police arriving, all sirens on the go. Katya thinks he should stay but he can't he'll have to talk to him about the boxes. We see why Bob's barking in the hallway, Rob's in the kitchen! How did he get in there without someone knowing?
Gail, Toadie and Max walk over to where Izzy is. Izzy isn't surprised about this, Rob's completely sick. Gail says that Max told her that the parcel came from the Northern Territory. Toadie tells them there was no address, just a postmark. Max thinks that suggests he's long gone. They look over to where the policeman digging has found something. It's a gnome with a note on it.
TOADIE: Oh that's sick.
MAX: If he set this up in May he's been waiting around for the news of Connor's disappearance to break.
TOADIE: It's not good.
MAX: Why send the note to you now then? What's he got against you?
TOADIE: I don't know does he need a reason to do anything that he does?
Paul walks over and tells them about the note, it said 'how do you get a one armed Irishman out of a tree'. Toadie says the answer (you wave to him) and that he always used to bash Connor with Irish jokes and that was one of them. Paul says that they're notifying the Northern Territory police now and walks back over.
I see Rob watching Katya watching Toadie... ahem Katya's looking out the window and Rob's watching her from the hallway. Risky business. He hears Boyd call out so goes back to the safety of the kitchen. Katya replies to Boyd saying she thinks they've found something. Ah ha shot of the webcam, Rob is bus-ted! Boyd also looks out the window and says that Rob is a weirdo. I think Rob likes being called that from the look on his face
Katya asks Toadie if it was a good thing they didn't find anything. Toadie thinks yeah except for the garden gnome. Katya says it was just a sick joke but Toadie asks where's Connor. Katya replies it's like he said, travelling in the outback and meeting girls.
TOADIE: You're good to have around you know.
KATYA: You just want me for my cups of tea I know.
TOADIE: Am I that transparent?
KATYA: Like a pane of glass.
Toadie really hopes Connor is okay. Katya assures him that the police will find him, she's just glad Robert's gone. Toadie doesn't think the Northern Territory is exactly gone and until Rob is locked up he isn't leaving her side. Aww. Awkward moment! Katya calls Toadie a car to go see Cam.
Max is telling busy on the laptop Lyn that he thinks Janae is cheating. Lyn tells him to listen to himself, those kids have been married two weeks and they're very much in love. That's Max's point, they're only kids and too young for marriage. Lyn if he confronted them about it. Yeah he did, Janae denied it and Boyd believed her. But that was before the phone call. Lyn tells him that he's being conned, she's embarrassed he can't see it. Max doesn't think so, the Timmins's break the law, thieve and are generally offensive but they don't con. His opinion is Janae wouldn't have the smarts, how rude!
In the office Izzy makes her and Carmella tea. Carmella remembered that Izzy liked a red top of hers so she hands it over. Izzy thinks that's a shame because she looked so hot in it. And perving at guys you know must be rough, have one look and she'd be struck by lightning. Carmella tells her that it's okay to feel tempted but the tough bit is how you deal with it. There was one guy this week she liked, he's just a nice guy though. Izzy asks what his body was like. Carmella replies it was the right side of perfect.
IZZY: For a nun you are trouble with a capital T in italics.
Carmella like before changes the topic to Izzy and Paul, asking what's going on now. Izzy says that it's her being pathetically needy and he's being accommodating and she doesn't know if he wants to get back with his ex. Carmella tells her - no plans! Izzy agrees, maybe she could exploit someone's good nature with prescription pills or something. They have a good old laugh and joke.
Gail calls Paul down, but guess what she has to pick a tie! Blue or red? Hmm... she goes for the red because after all they are going to see Cam's lawyers. Paul tells her that the police have made a mess out the front, not that he cares for roses. Their insane son does though. Funny how on one hand he's a psycho but on the other a keen gardener. He says she shouldn't fret too much, 2 out of 3 ain't bad even if Elle can play pretty dirty when the chips are down. Gail asks if they could focus on Cam for one moment. Paul asks if one kiss will cheer her up, Izzy's at work.
GAIL: Oh Paul grow up.
PAUL: Been thinking about us? I have.
GAIL: What just to stop you thinking about the real issues?
PAUL: You think my feelings for you aren't real?
GAIL: Your first duty is to Izzy and your children not trying to have some affair with me. Try acting like a man hmm, not like a 15 year old. Decide who and what it is you want. Come on!
Izzy barges in without a hello to Lyn with wine wanting a chat. Lyn says she's busy but Izzy thinks if she's doing Paul's business they can chat. After Lyn gets some glasses Izzy gets down to business. They aren't bosom buddies and that's fine, Izzy prefers the company of men and Lyn doesn't. The thing is Izzy is getting the feeling Lyn is trying to push Gail and Paul together. Izzy loves him with all of her heart and he loves her, he's just confused right now with everything that's been going on. Lyn tells her that if she said anything it's that she wants what's best for them. He deserves better. Izzy can't believe this is coming from someone that hated his guts.
LYN: Didn't know him then, do now.
IZZY: You don't know anything! I know Paul better than you and Gail ever will.
LYN: If that's what you want to believe Isobelle.
IZZY: Why do I even bother? You're just his faithful brainless PA. (ouch!)
LYN: He values me and I val...
IZZY: You're in love with him.
LYN: I... respect Paul.
IZZY: You're in love with him. But here you are pushing him into getting back together with his ex, because she's more your age, because she's safe and boring and mumsy like you. And you can imagine being her not me. Ha! Do you know how pathetic that makes you look? I'm going to fight Gail tooth and nail to keep Paul but you... you'll be a cinch.
Janae's watching Toadie dance on the web blog and has decided she might take him off. Boyd asks why, it's funny. He's thinks Toadie's so in love with Katya. Janae doesn't think she likes him back. She thinks Toadie's lonely, that's why he acts so bizarre. So that's why he's been the way he has! Janae says it's just a way to pass the time.
Outside the Prison
The driver stops outside to let Toadie out. They say their goodbyes and arrange to meet after she finishes work.
Number 30 & the Prison
Janae's watching what she's gotten from the webcam and calls Boyd over. She's seen Rob!
We cut to happy Katya waving goodbye to Toadie...
Back at Number 30 Boyd's comes to see the footage of Rob looking into the lounge room until he hears Boyd.
Katya asks the driver to take her to the hospital. Argh it's Robert in glasses and a hat! Robert overload.