- Paul asking David if he will support the Wetlands Project
- Harold saying he will fight for Erinsborough
- Paul telling Lil he loves her
StraightHairLil™ is sun baking by the pool when Paul and David come into the yard. Dave asks Lil to get Paul a drink while he feels the pool water. Paul eyes off Lil, who looks uncomfortable.
Janae and Stingray are getting some groceries for Janelle, and Harold comes over to ask how Boyd is, and how Operation: EvictFred™ (Boyd's Brain Tumor removal) went. Stingray says Boyd is still in ICU and they don't know much yet. Janae snipes "Why don't you just ring your girlfriend and check?" but Harold says that Boyd needs all of their support. Shazza comes in with a group of guys, and Janae wants to know who they are when Stingray squirms. Shazza has a new beau, who Janae says is hot - even more so because he is T-R-O-U-B-L-E trouble.
Dave and his man-boobs run off towards the pool, but he doubles back to answer his phone, while Paul. In. ShortShorts™ rubs sun cream on. He offers to rub some on Lil's back, and she glares at him. He says it is just harmless fun but she disagrees. She says she is attracted to him - is that what he wanted to hear? But nothing can come of it - ever. Paul goes off for a swim saying he could do with a cool off, while Dave rambles about wheelie bins in the background.
Janae wants a milkshake (a 'chocolate malk' ) and to stick around for a bit longer, and sweet talks Stingray into staying. Shazza comes over and realises Janae is Stingray's sister. She says she dumped Stingray, not the other way around, but that isn't the way Janae heard it. Janae tells Shazza to watch her new boyfriend, as he is bound to see something he likes better soon. Shazza doesn't agree, and Janae storms out, leaving Stingray with the two milkshakes, which he hands to Susan and Lou, before running after Janae.
Susan and Lou are discussing the rising water table, and Lou says they are going to have to move - they don't want to be living on water-logged land in a year. Harold doesn't want to accept it, but Lou argues that he needs to be more realistic. NotKerry™ appears suddenly, stating that they usually commission several reports in these situations, and she knows someone who could have a look at the street and do some more tests if he wants.
Bree is telling Summer about some guy who had a rock in his head so big it was like a second head, but Summer is just worried about Boyd, and Max wouldn't let her stay at the hospital with him and Steph. Bree says Boyd will be fine. Summer asks what Bree is wearing for 'come as you like' day tomorrow, but Bree doesn't know, and Summer doesn't think she will be at school anyway. Janae comes out and asks them which top is the hottest - a strappy one she holds up, or one which is barely big enough to cover a mozzie bite, which Bree says is slutty. Janae says Mike will love it. Stingray comes in.
STINGRAY: Nice headband Janae.
JANAE: It's a top ya munza.
STINGRAY: Yeah, for Audrey maybe.
Janae says Mike is going to leave Shazza the minute he sees her in it.
Harold and NotKerry are having a drink with Ray the environmental scientist, and Harold is very enthusiastic about the tests he is going to do, but ray doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Paul comes in and Harold introduces him to Ray. Paul seems uneasy, and sits down at a table looking grumpily thoughtful, while Harold Raves about how wonderful Paul is in the background.
Later at the Scarlet Bar
Paul is on the phone telling someone to dig up as much dirt as possible on Ray Hope. NotKerry and Harold are talking about her Dad, when David and Lil come in. David sees NotKerry and freaks. Harold introduces them, but David is still freaked out. He tells NotKerry he thinks she should leave, and asks Harold what he is doing. Harold replies that she is a good worker.
DAVE: She's not Kerry!
Hehe - no, no she's not, she's Gabby, and Dave wants Harold to sack her - what would Sky do if she saw her?
David and Lil are talking about the worlds woes, but Dave says there is one good thing - her here with him.
Harold can't believe the way David acted, but Lou says he does have a point - what would Sky do if she saw her? She has enough on her plate with Boyd and his Fred.
Dave sits down next to Lil and starts to kiss her. LilCam sees him as Paul, and they say they love each other, before Lil panics and runs off, leaving David looking sad and rejected.
Some Random Extra kids laugh at Bree who is in uniform. Susan talks to Summer, who she didn't think would be at school, and asks Bree if she forgot it was casual dress day. Bree just replies "silly me." Enter Janae to a chorus of whistles. She is wearing a short, low cut frilly yellow dress with her blue ugg boots. Susan tells TinkerbellInUggBoots™ she doesn't think the outfit is suitable for school, but TinkerbellInUggBoots™ says she has a jacket to wear on class. TinkerbellInUggBoots™ conveniently drops her folder at Mike's feet. He asks how she is and she tells him to dump his scrubber of a girlfriend and find out. Shazza comes and tells her to back off. Stingray splits them up and Bree remarks that TinkerbellInUggBoots™ is sooo embarrassing.
Lou and Harold are arguing about tinned ham, when NotKerry comes in to talk to Harold. She tells him that she thinks it would be best if she resigns after what happened last night. She knows she looks like Kerry, and that Kerry died, and that her being NotKerry makes things weird. Harold says he didn't want this to happen, but she reminds him of Kerry so much, and he misses Kerry. Harry feels like an old fool, but Gabby tells him not too - she would love to have him as a dad! She promises to keep in touch, and leaves.
Mike chats up TinkerbellInUggBoots™, but Shazza comes up and her and TinkerbellInUggBoots™ start a hair pulling cat fight (seriously - there are screechy cat noises in the background!). Stingray comes to break them up, but Suse comes along to deal with it.
Dave and Lil are having breakky, but Lil is distant. David suggests they take a sicky and spend some time together. Lil spots Paul and leans over and kisses David. Paul comes over to say hi, and then leaves them to it. David suggests a sicky again, but Lil has to go. She says they'll "do...it another time." RejectedDave™ makes his second appearence for the episode.
Susan is telling off TinkerbellInUggBoots™ and Shazza. They apologise and Suse gives them 2 weeks afternoon detention. Stingray also gives TinkerbellInUggBoots™ a piece of his mind, and Bree is ashamed too. TinkerbellInUggBoots™ doesn't mind - she got Mike.
Ray is explaining the tests he is going to do, but Paul thinks they are unnecessary. Harold and Lou go to make Ray a coffee, while Paul saunters over to Ray, who isn't expecting to find a rising water table. Paul turns the SlyMeter up a notch, bringing up Ray's past, which includes and adulterous affair. He blackmails Ray into fixing the report so it shows the same result as the original.