Izzy taunting Lyn before the Gail & Paul wedding
Lou getting excited over Elle McPherson coming to pick up the phone
Max running over Katya
Katya's being wheeled through the corridor with Max by her side apologising and saying she'll be okay. She gets taken away and Max is left on his own.
A panicky Steph leaves Max a message on his voicemail that she's going to find him but if he gets the message, to call her back.
Paul, Izzy, Gail and Cam show up, Paul informing the group that Elle can't make it. Steph runs up to them telling Izzy that Max has been in an accident and getting Izzy all worked up. They leave to try and find Max leaving the rest of the family to celebrate Cam being released from jail.
Lou's drowning himself in cologne when Harold comes out saying he's acting like a schoolboy and cops a whiff of the cologne. Lou tells him it's from France but Harold reckons it's burning a hole in the ozone layer. They look out the window to see a taxi parked outside, and get very excited. Lou reminds them to act cool, celebs don't like it when fans gush all over them. Harold tells him that he won't be the one to do the gushing. There's a knock at the door, Lou asks how he looks.
HAROLD: You really want to know?
Why ask then? Lou smoothes his hair and gets in the zone before answering the door. It's an older woman that what they were expecting! Harold asks if she's Elle's assistant. She says no, she doesn't have an assistant. Lou twigs it's because she's Elle McPherson. Erm...
Susan runs up to Max asking if there's any news. Max tells her that there isn't, they're still in there with her. Karl said he would come out if he knew something. Max starts to worry that her injuries might be worse than they thought so Susan assures him they are probably running a lot of tests. Steph runs up and gives Max a big hug and kiss asking if he's hurt or anything. They went home looking for him and Toadie told them what happened. Max apologises for screwing up their anniversary but Steph isn't so worried about that. Izzy asks how Katya is and gets told there isn't any news. Steph says that Toadie told them it wasn't his fault, Katya came out of nowhere. Max says he was distracted, and asks where Toadie is. Susan tells him that he was worried about upsetting her, he might come in later if she's well enough for visitors. Izzy jumps in saying that Katya is a young and healthy, she'll pull through. Max doesn't know how he'll be able to forgive himself if she's seriously injured. Susan goes to find Karl and Steph gives Max another peck.
Ms McPherson is looking around, she loves their colour scheme. She has her villa in France redone just like this. Lou apologises about before, he realises people must get very confused when they meet her. Harold adds especially when she shares the name with someone like that. Elle says that when you're a model everyone knows your name. Lou's surprised she's a model as well. Yep Elle tells him that she's in fact a supermodel and the press call her 'The Body'. Erm riiiight. That's pretty much Lou's reaction too. 'Elle' is very grateful they found her phone, it's full of celebrities. They would kill her if their private numbers got into the wrong hands. Lou says that it's good that an honest person found it first. Hehe subtle dig, me likes... 'Elle's glad there are some people in this world you can still trust. Harold agrees, saying some people in this world would like to take advantage of this situation. Lou adds to that that some some people would like a reward, but not him. Yeah right! Elle insists that he should have something to repay his kindness. Now that she mentions it Lou asks for a few autographs, they're such big fans.
Max and Steph are patiently waiting for any news when Susan runs up looking happy. Karl had a lot of patients so couldn't talk long but she found out that Katya is fine. A fracture, slight concussion but no long term damage. Steph and Izzy are happy, but Max isn't so enthused. Izzy decides that now everything seems to be panning out well that she wants to go back to the dinner, and Susan walks off to make some phone calls. Max looks over to see Const. Joanna asking a nurse which room is Katya's.
STEPH: Hey, you've got nothing to worry about right. The police always make enquiries after accidents like this, it's just standard procedure.
MAX: I was on the phone to you when I hit her. I could go the jail for this.
We see Cam chatting up some blonde at the bar, which Paul find's only natural considering his genes.
GAIL: Oh believe me you're resistible.
Gail wonders if Cam will come back. Paul says it's what he should be doing, he's young and just got out of jail after all. Gail's glad he's enjoying himself but she thought this was meant to be a family thing. Paul assures her it will be and asks if she wants another drink. Izzy walks up and says she'd love one, and ask what she missed (like was Gail dancing on the tables?). Gail says that it was only Paul over ordering and Cam deserting them for a random female. Izzy tells them about how Max ran over Katya, and that she's fine. She picks up some photos on the table and after a quick look says that next time Gail's in town, Izzy will take her to a guy that can show her how to take real photos. Paul leaves them to their bitchfest, going to see if Cam is ready to join them. Gail picks out a photo of her and Paul, saying that it's a nice shot. Izzy replies that it must be the light.
Paul hobbles over to Cam and asks Cam if he's ready to head back to their table, it's not much fun celebrating without the guest of honour. Cam replies that soon he will but Paul presses on saying his new friend is welcome to join them. Random blonde thinks that's sweet and thanks him. They introduce themselves, oh her name is Lilly. Paul checks her out. Blegh.
Lyn and Susan bring over the kids to Max and Steph. Lyn drops off a bag for Katya so she feels a bit more comfortable. Sgt. Johanna walks out of Katya's room and asks if Max has a few minutes, she just wants to ask a few questions. Susan and Lyn take the kidlets to get a drink. Sgt. Joanna gets to business, wanting him in his own words to tell her what happened. He replies that Katya stepped out of nowhere, he was reversing and didn't see her. It all happened pretty quickly. After that he got out to see if she was okay, Toadie was there and he called the ambulance. Sgt. Johanna thanks him for his time, that's it for now. They walk off to see Katya...
Well now we're in Katya's room, boy has she had a rough time lately? Max apologises for the accident but Katya thinks it was just a stupid accident. Max asks if they told her they were going to talk to her again. Katya doesn't see how she can help, all she remembers is talking to Toadie then walking off.
'Elle' is signing away and Lou tells her that she should just sign as much as she can. FakeElle says that a lot of celebrities hate signing autographs but not her, she likes to give something back to the fans. Harold doesn't want them to take up too much of her time, surely she wants to get back home. FakeElle says that she does have a catwalk show later but there is no rush, she'll just ring her chauffer when she's ready to leave. Lou tells her that's the spirit, and to let him know if her pen runs out. Harold pushes him to the lounge room and says that this is shameful. They can't take advantage of someone who is clearly not in their right mind. Lou tells him to look at her, she seems content. Harold says he can't sell any of the paraphernalia, not without a real autograph. Lou replies that she really believes she's Elle, so who is he to argue? He joins her at the table again and asks for dirt on Kate Moss.
Steph tells Max that Katya doesn't blame him, and it wasn't like he could've stopped it from happening. Max has got the guilts about not telling the police he was on the mobile. Steph thinks that by the sounds of it the accident could've happened anyway. Max isn't so sure, but he thinks she might be right. Steph says that anyway Katya is okay, Lyn still has Charlie and they have a few more hours of their anniversary left. Max isn't in the mood for celebrating until he sees his present. Steph encourages him to open it, saying that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Max opens his prezzie up to find it's a barbeque set!! He loves it. Now it's Steph's turn. Max says he put a lot of thought into his gift which Steph is sure about. It's her Take it to the Max helmet of course, and she loves it! They wish each other a happy anniversary and have a few kissies.
Gail wants to propose a toast to family. Izzy asks if she actually means to the future, unless she is cutting her out of the picture.
GAIL: Okay then to the future, and whatever it holds for Izzy.
IZZY: I think we all know what it holds. The immanent departure of someone who has overstayed her welcome.
GAIL: Oh are you going on holiday?
Paul, Cam and Lilly must all feel mighty uncomfortable now, because they're all leaving the table. Izzy thinks it's quite sad. Gail says that everything always has to come back around to her, Izzy just has to be the centre of attention. Izzy says that is always is and has a bit of a chuckle. It is because she's the one that Paul wants not Gail. Gail isn't so sure she calls it being rather selfish.
Cam tells Paul that they thought they would get out of the way to let Gail and Izzy fight it out. Paul offers Cam money to go break up the fighting. Cam finally relents and goes to break them up, but he refused to take any money the silly boy.
Paul makes chit chat with Lilly while walking to the bar, saying that she and Cam seem to have hit of off well. She knows, considering they just met at the bar he's great company. Paul's glad, she didn't know how he would be on his first night out. They pause to hear Gail and Izzy still fighting out there... Paul asks if Lily knows that hotel complex in Erinsborough (she does), well he tells her that he owns it. If she would like a personal tour later, she can call him on the number on his business card that he hands to her. Lilly replies that she might just do that. Paul's glad the SUMBAG! Sleazy or what?! Blegh!
Hospital - Night
Susan's glad Katya ate something. Well of course she did, Susan practically forced her! Katya asks if a card came with the flowers. Susan walks over to them and rambles on about how she loves them and hides the card. Sneaky! Katya asks her to please show her the card she's hiding from her. Susan tells her not to get upset which makes Katya realise they are from Toadie. Susan says she though that he would come see her but he said he couldn't make it. Katya changes the topic to if Rachel and Zeke know what's happened. Susan hasn't told them yet, she's going to tomorrow when things have calmed down a bit. Katy asks how's that all going, you know, Karl stuff. Susan replies that she's hoping a bit of space that it makes the kids feel more secure, give them time to work out how they feel. Katya looks over to the flowers and ponders.
Everyone marches back inside, Izzy saying it was great they could all go out together for a double celebration. The other occasion being Gail leaving of course. Izzy can't wait to come see her holed up on that island of her's. Gail tells her not to pack her bags yet she still isn't sure when she's going to go home. Izzy replies that she shouldn't leave it too long, the flights are more expensive on the weekend.
Cam speaks up saying he can't believe Lilly bailed on him, they were getting along great. Paul says that maybe she was in the market for a free meal. Just as Cam says that she might still ring Paul's phone rings.
Meanwhile in the lounge room Izzy accidentally on purpose spills champagne all over the photos from the wedding. Izzy goes on about carp saying she feels awful that she ruined them, especially the one Gail loves so much. Gail doesn't think it matters that much, she'll run another set off with a couple of extras for Iz.
IZZY: Don't go to too much trouble.
GAIL: Trouble? Hey I'll even frame one for you.
Paul apologises, work beckons. He doesn't know how long he will be, he'll be back as soon as he can.
'Elle' is having a fantastic time signing all those autographs. Harold goes to answer the door and it's some guy here to pick up 'Elle'. She went missing during a day trip, it's what happens when she's off her medication. FakeElle is happy to see her 'chauffer' Tom. Finally she sets off, Lou saying it was a pleasure to meet her. She thanks him for finding her phone, and says he can ring if she needs anymore autographs. It's the fans that got her to where she is today. Hehe. Harold and Lou thank her and say bye. Tom asks if they bump into her again if they could ring him at the psych ward. He hands over a business card and hello his name is Tom Jones!
TOM: What? It's not unusual. (he leaves)
LOU: I should've got him to sign a CD.
Well lookey here... some business Paul has to attend to. Paul dolls out the champers and brings it over to Lilly who's lying on the bed. She says she loves champagne. Paul asks who doesn't and starts kissing her on the shoulder.
Steph shows Lyn her present, thinking it's the best gift ever. Lyn tells them that today she got a signed poster of Elle McPherson. She got it from Lou, for Paul to give to Cam as a welcome home present. It was pretty pricey but hey it's The Body. Max goes to get the door while Lyn goes to answer her phone.
MAX: I love Elle McPherson. She's got such great b... business sense.
He was going to say boobs! And Steph knew it. Hehe! Anyway it's Susan, alfter having a look at Steph's helmet she says the reason she's there was to make sure he's okay. Katya's worried about him. She understands that the accident was her fault, she just wasn't looking where she was going. Max doesn't want her to blame herself. Susan doesn't think it's that, it's just that she takes responsibility and Max should go see her. She'd say the same thing. Lyn asks if they could listen out for Oscar for a few minutes, she's just got to go tell Paul's family that he's in a very important business meeting and can't be disturbed. Steph asks why he can't do that himself and Max replies that he doesn't have to because he's got Lyn to do that. Lyn agrees, saying it's what being his PA is all about.
Lyn explains what the go is with Paul. Izzy doesn't seem to believe he is in a business meeting at that hour. Gail asks why he rang her instead of them so Lyn says that it was so he didn't get into an argument, he did seem in a hurry. Izzy thinks there is something Lyn isn't telling them. Lyn replies that she can only tell them what he told her, and she really needs to get back to Oscar.
Izzy is sure that Paul is up to something but Gail isn't so sure. Cam suggests they call him and does, Paul doesn't answer. Gail doesn't think it means anything, Cam adds it just means he's in a meeting.
IZZY: So sweet, trusting idiots. If Paul's in a business meeting I'm Mother fliggin Theresa.
They go Paul hunting!
Meanwhile back at the love nest... Paul and Lilly are making out when they hear Izzy and Gail calling out. Lilly asks if she should go hide in the bathroom but Paul doesn't see a need. He answers the door to his family shirt open and all. He walks back over to the bed asking how everyone is. Needless to say Gail and Cam and Izzy are a bit shocked. Izzy asks if this isn't what it looks like. Paul of course being the smart ass he is replies that of course it is what it looks like.
After the break Paul's sitting on the couch while both his women have a go. Izzy says that having a one night fling is one thing but flaunting it in her face... Gail says that he's lying to her and undermining his own son. Is he trying to humiliate everyone he knows? Cam comes back in, he got a cab for Lilly. Cam puts in his two bobs worth, that he can't treat people this way, especially not his mum. And he's pretty unimpressed that he told Lilly he was fresh out of prison too. Izzy says that's the least of his sins he's committed tonight. Cam tells her that apparently she's just a family friend.
IZZY: A what?! (ooo yuck she spits on Paul by accident)
GAIL: You should be flattered, I wouldn't even call you that.
IZZY: How dare you?!
PAUL: Oh come on just calm down the lot of you! Come on pull up a chair, there's plenty of champagne, twenty something channels on the tellie. I can even find you an adult movie if you feel...
Gail slaps him! And whoa what a slap! Paula agrees, saying she hasn't lost her touch. Gail tells him she almost let herself get sucked back in again. Cam leads her out of the room to where it's safe. Now Paul tries it on Izzy about the king sized bed etc but she slaps him too! Ouch! She tells him to go to hell and storms out.