Rob having a go at Gail (same as in recap for ep 4993)
Boyd and Janae about to get married.
Rob planning to "go away" with Paul for a couple of days.
Rob has driven his car to, what looks like a mineshaft. He gets a torch, some rope and a box out of the car boot and takes it down to the dark and rather scary mine.
Boyd introduces Summer and Bree to the registrar and tells her they will be the witnesses. Despite Bree looking like Paris Hilton, and Summer's gorgeous curly hair the registrar realises they are not 18. Janae, who looks gorgeous, asks for two minutes and runs off. Boyd apologises and explains that the rest of the family couldn't make the wedding. Summer looks sad and walks off as Janae enters with a recently married older couple willing to act as witnessed.
Bree follows Summer who is getting out her mobile phone. Summer tells Bree to delay proceedings whilst she contact the parents - they should be here.
Max answers the phone.....
MAX: Scarlet Bar, hold on a second be with you
....and puts it to one side.
Summer despairs when she realises Max has gone to look after a customer.
Toadie and Katya are having a drink. Max comes over with Toadie's change. Toadie is on his way to see Cameron and has bad news; the police have the evidence they were looking for. Katya is still convinced the wrong brother is in custody but Toadie calms her and leaves.
Max picks up the phone as Steph and Janelle arrive at the bar. As they discuss where the kids are, Max has clearly just been given his over the phone wedding invite. Steph asks what's wrong and Max tells she and Janelle that Boyd and Janae are getting married at the town hall. Janelle grabs the phone and tells Janae to get home this instant! Max snatches the phone back and Max explains that it's Summer. Steph takes the phone and Summer tells her to get to there as soon as possible.
Rob is singing along to the radio when his mobile rings. Someone give me his network provider, I can't even get reception in Topshop! He answers the phone it's Paul.
Paul asks Rob where he is, as Gail stands behind him listening.
Rob tells him he is just getting some supplies for the camping trip.
Paul tells Rob to make a list of anything he spends and says he'll pay him back when he gets home. It's a shame Rob has issues because these little Paul/Gail/kids scenes are lovely.
Rob tells Paul it's his shout as he continues to get things out of the box.
Paul laughs and tells Rob he'll see him soon. Gail smiles in the background, seemingly happy that her kids are bonding with their Dad.
The registrar starts the proceedings but is soon stopped by Bree who can't get her camera to work. Janae runs to help her and it appears Bree forgot to turn the camera on. She's living up to the Paris Hilton tag just too much! The registrar says they should start again and as Boyd and Janae join hands she asks if they are free by law to be married to each other today. Janae gives a worried look but says yes.
Bree turns to Summer and tells her to cough. Summer is baffled but does so and in turn causes further delay. The registrar gets Summer some water and then asks Boyd and Janae to say their readings to one another.
JANAE: This wedding is really about us isn't it? What we feel. I'm about to spend the rest of my life with you and it just blows me away Boyd.
BOYD: Me too. You are the most important thing that's ever happened to me Janae. I love you more than you could imagine
JANAE: Not as much as I love you
BOYD: I want us to have a family together, maybe not right away but someday. That's all.
The pair take their vows and exchange rings. Beautiful music plays in this scene and Janae looks naturally gorgeous. The registrar pronounces them man and wife
Toadie tells Cameron the police found the shed where he made the bombs, along with the plans, tools and diary. Toadie says the explosives match the ones from the plane and Elle's car and the diary spells out how much he hates his father. Cameron states he knows nothing about any of this and says he doesn't hate his Dad. Toadie says the diary has his handwriting and fingerprints. Cameron says it's impossible they have his fingerprints and Toadie tells him to show some remorse for his crimes in order to get a lighter sentence. Cameron maintains his innocence and is sure that Rob has set him up. Toadie tells him he can no longer represent him as he continually lies and refuses his advice. As his last task for Cameron he says he will bring Rob to see him.
Boyd and Janae sign the register and the registrar tells them today is a special day for her too; they are the 1000th couple she has married. To mark the occasion she gives Janae a small bouquet from her own garden.
Max, Steph and Janelle arrive as the registrar presents 'Mr and Mrs Hoyland' with their wedding certificate. Steph runs over to both of them, congratulates them and says she knows they will be happy. She gives Boyd an affection pinch on the cheek and tells him to look after Janae. Janelle builds herself up and walks over, telling Janae she's really done it this time. Janae looks to the ground but Janelle pulls her in for a massive hug and wishes her luck. Max looks on completely unimpressed and as Janelle hugs Janae and Boyd he walks out of the hall. The registrar asks them if they would continue their celebrations and as the wedding march plays they walk out of the town hall.
Paul is gathering things for his trip. It's worth saying he seems to be wearing the same outfit he wore when he fell down the cliff! Should we be worried? Izzy pulls him in for a kiss and he asks her what's wrong. She says she's going to miss him and kisses him some more. There's a knock at the door and they continue pashing....until Paul hears Gail's voice and pulls away from Izzy.
Gail opens the door to Toadie, but she calls him Jarrod, which is cute. Rob arrives and Toadie tells them the police found crucial evidence against Cameron. He says he can no longer represent him as he won't tell the truth or accept any advice. Before leaving Toadie tells Rob that Cameron wants to see him. Rob says he doesn't want to go but Gail says she will go with him and is hopeful he may open up to them.
Bree gives Janelle a hug for not killing she or Janae. Janelle says there is no way she's going to dismiss her own flesh and blood as that would make her just like her in laws. Janelle asks Bree about her new image and Bree pulls out a letter from her birth mother. She tells Janelle her birth mother saw her note in the paper and has forbidden Bree from contacting her again. Janelle is horrified and hugs her 'baby girl'. Bree asks Janelle why her birth mother would do this to her and Janelle tells her she doesn't deserve a gorgeous daughter like her. Bree says as she's never going to find her real parents she is free to make her own identity, hence the Paris Hilton look. Janelle looks every bit the proud mother.
Toadie and Katya arrive for the impromptu party. Boyd tells Toadie he knows that he has been cheating him rent by claiming him from he and Max. As payback Toadie is sent off to buy an expensive case of champagne.
Steph tells Boyd and Janae she wished she had have been at the service. Boyd apologises but says he felt he had no other option. Steph says she understands and reminds him that she and Max did the same thing. Steph gives Janae a wad of cash for the honeymoon. Janae says she can't accept it but Steph insists reminding Janae that she's her mother in law now so she has to do what she says! Janae hugs Steph and thanks her and Boyd is clearly touched by Steph's gesture.
Janelle and Bree arrive and Janelle shouts for Max as she wants some booze! Steph says he's not here and Janelle says it's his own bad luck. Boyd agrees and takes to Janae to the centre of the room for the bridal waltz.
Izzy corners Paul and asks him why he acted like he had been caught out when Gail appeared during their kiss. She asks if she should be worried. Paul says he did feel uncomfortable and says he didn't want to hurt Gail's feelings. Izzy mentions that she has feelings too but Paul reasons with her and tells her that he has history with Gail. He says he and Gail have always been on again, off again and issues are never fully resolved. He says having Gail back in the house has brought back some old emotions. Paul tells Izzy it's stuff he has to work through and she asks if he will say goodbye before he and Rob leave for the trip. He says he will try and pop in. Izzy says that would be nice and walks away sadly.
Cameron is shown into the room where Gail and Robert are waiting. Cameron launches into his attack and tells Gail he doesn't know how but he knows Robert set him up. He thinks Rob got his fingerprints whilst he was in hospital. Gail pleads with Cameron to not talk about this again and Rob tells him he should just admit to his crimes. Robert taunts Cameron and says one good thing has come from this; he and Paul are talking again. He tells him about the camping trip and Cameron is distraught. He tells Gail not to let Paul and Robert go on the trip and says he knows he is going to harm Paul. As he is dragged away Cameron tells Robert he'll kill him if he harms Paul.
Izzy arrives and tells Boyd how thrilled she is; she's no longer the craziest person in the family. Toadie arrives with lots of champagne and tells Boyd and Janae that he was only playing a joke on them and knew they'd find out about the rent eventually. To make it up to them Toadie has to be their slave and his first task is to pack Janae's honeymoon bag. Max arrives and announces that Janae gave a fake birth certificate to the registrar therefore the marriage is void.
Paul is still packing. Rob comes in and says maybe they should put the trip on hold. Gail assures him that no one is taking Cameron's accusations seriously. Paul agrees that maybe they should delay the trip but Gail says no; they have been looking forward to the trip and it is important to both of them. Gail says they can't do much for Cameron and suggests they get their priorities right, this hits a nerve with Paul and he runs off. Rob looks intensely at Gail and hugs her. He tells her everything he has ever done has always been for her. Gail tells him that's sweet but looks a little distressed.
Rob: No matter what. It's all for you.
Outside No 30
Paul tells Izzy he does have a history with Gail but states that it's in the past. He assures her his future is with her and says he didn't want to go without clearing that up. Izzy warns him that if there's any weird stuff going on between he and Gail when he gets home they're going to know about it.
Max is lecturing Boyd about starting his marriage off on a lie. Janae joins them and Boyd tells her that Max hasn't told anyone official yet, he just wanted to ruin their day. Boyd asks Max what he is going to do, tell the cops, have the marriage annulled - just exactly what will Max do to upset their marriage? Boyd shows him the certificate and says he and Janae are married and that's all that matters to them. He tells Max if he dobs them in he will never speak to him again. Steph stops Max before he can say anything stupid and tells him if he can't be civil then she should go home. Max leaves and says he can't pretend it's all ok.
Everyone is waving Boyd and Janae off on their honeymoon. Steph and Janelle wish them both well and smother them in hugs. Boyd thanks everyone and apologises for springing the wedding on them. Max watches from afar and gives a 'whatever' kind of smile as they drive off.
Paul and Rob are buying some last minute essentials. Toadie and Katya enter the bar and as Rob turns around he accidentally knocks her over. He offers her a hand up but when she turns to look at him she gets a flashback of the time she fell off the cliff. Rob runs off and Paul checks that Katya is ok before joining his son. Katya tells Toadie that was Robert, he's the one she had a relationship with not Cameron. Toadie again tries to pacify her but Katya won't have it. She says Robert is going to kill Paul...