Piper is sitting in the living room of No.22

PIPER: Hey, guys. As you know, life is pretty bleak and grim at the moment. So, Ty and I are trying to keep things interesting. We're trying to, like, spice up our relationship...

She looks quickly at the camera.

PIPER: Not in that kind of way! Not like that *at all!*

She laughs.

PIPER: I mean, we're trying to keep each other on each other's toes...that's the saying, that's what I mean!

Caption: PIPE UP (with a hooter noise)

PIPER: Basically, we're pranking each other at the moment to keep things interesting. And they started off pretty harmless...

Cut to Tyler.

TYLER:(whispering) So, even though Piper's doign really well in rehab and her leg's getting much, much better, I thought she could do with a bit of cheering up. So...

He points at a packet of crisps.

TYLER: I'm going to spice up her chips with a bit of hot sauce...just a little bit.

He proceeds to add a little bit of hot sauce to the crisps. Then he thinks again and adds a lot of hot sauce!

TYLER: And...for an encore...the milk as well.

Later, Tyler is sitting on the kitchen counter with Piper on a stool, studying.

TYLER: Want a chip?
PIPER: Mmmm. Chippy!
TYLER: Crunchy.
PIPER: Crinkle cut.

She eats a crisp.

TYLER: They're really good, eh?

He waits, expectantly.

Piper starts to cough.

PIPER: Oh my God!
TYLER: What's wrong?

She coughs hard.

PIPER: Oh my God, Tyler!

He laughs a bit.

TYLER: What's wrong?!
PIPER: It's so spicy!
TYLER: Here!

He hands her a glass of milk.

TYLER: Have some milk, it should wash it down.

She drinks the milk.

PIPER: Nnnngggghhh!

She chokes again.

PIPER: Oh my God you put it in there too!

Tyler laughs.

PIPER: Oh my God, I can't see!
TYLER: Here, here, milk, wash it down!
PIPER: No, stop it! I hate you!

Cut back to Piper on the sofa.

PIPER: So, I know what you guys are thinking, 'Oh, it was fine, it was harmless, it was like, cheeky, ha ha'...NO. it wasn't. I can't even explain to you the taste, and spicy...normally, spicy normally works. Doesn't work. This isn't Nando's. It's not good, wouldn't recommend it. So, obviously, I need to get him back.

Cut to the hallway where Piper has covered the top of the stairs in cling- film.

PIPER:(quietly) So, Tyler is having one of his little nana- naps, but he's going to be up any minute, so now just...OK, he's coming, he's coming.

Tyler comes down the stairs looking bleary- eyed.

TYLER: Pipes, have you seen my T- shirt...oof!

He face hits the cling- film and he falls to the ground. Piper laughs hysterically.

PIPER: Karma, Tyler! Karma!
TYLER: You...
PIPER: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
TYLER: Eughhh.
PIPER: It was a joke!

Cut back to Piper on the sofa.

PIPER: So that should have been it, right? Like, that's how karma *works*. You got me, I got you. Fight fire with fire. That should have been the end of it. But no, then *this* happened.

Cut to Tyler in the kitchen.

TYLER: Hey guys, so this is going to be *brilliant*. In one hand, I have a pair of scissors. In the same one, because I'm holding the camera, I have a hair extension. You know what happens next.

Cut to Piper sitting on the sofa with Tyler trimming her hair.

PIPER:(reading a magazine) What videos games do I want?
TYLER: Stay still, you've got a bug...
PIPER: Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it...

Tyler pretends to snip her hair.

TYLER: Got it!

Piper grasps at her hair.

PIPER: Oh my God, Tyler!
TYLER: Yeah?
PIPER: Are you kidding?
TYLER: I got the bug!

He shows her the piece of hair.

PIPER: Tyler, that's not even funny!
TYLER: Oh, it just left...
PIPER: I...you're laughing at this, stop laughing. Tyler, if this is a prank, it's not funny.
TYLER: Well, I got the bug! I saved your life!
PIPER: Stop it, this is actually, like, abuse, Tyler! This isn't funny!
TYLER: It was just a joke.
PIPER: I can't believe...give me the scissors. Give me the scissors.
TYLER: I'm sorry...
PIPER: I'm not even kidding, I'm cutting *your* hair...
TYLER: No...
PIPER: Stop, no. Give me the scissors, I'm serious. Give me the scissors or we're breaking up. I'm not kidding.
TYLER: You wouldn't break up...
PIPER: I'm really upset, give me the scissors. This isn't funny. This is like, actual abuse. You *cut* my hair. Stop laughing. Stop smiling. Give me the scissors.
TYLER: It was a joke!
PIPER: Seriously, get out of my face now, or give me the scissors.

He give her the scissors and she starts to laugh.

TYLER: Why are you laughing? I don't get it, why are you laughing?
PIPER: Oh my God, Tyler! That was so obvious it wasn't my hair!
TYLER: Well...
PIPER: It's brown! Babe, I'm blonde...!

Cut back to Piper on the sofa.

PIPER: After that, we decided to call a truce because it was just getting way out of hand, it was going to be a never- ending cycle.

Unbeknownst to Piper, Tyler is sneaking up on her wearing a white mask.

PIPER: I'd scare him, he'd scare me...it was just going to end in tears. So...yeah, that's all for this week's video, I hope you've...
TYLER: WAHHHHHHHH!!!

Piper screams and knocks the camera over.