Piper and Tyler are sitting in the common area of the Erinsborough Backpackers'

PIPER: Hey, guys, it's Piper.

She looks expectantly at Tyler, who just smiles.

PIPER:(quietly) I thought you were going to introduce-
TYLER:(quietly) No, *you* introduce me.
PIPER:(quietly) Introduce yourself!

They laugh.

PIPER: So, this is my boyfriend, Tyler!
TYLER:(laughing) Say it, don't spray it!

Piper pretends to spit her chewing gum out.

PIPER: Can you imagine if I did that? What would you do if I did that, would you dump me?
TYLER: I'd catch it, and then I'd eat it.

Piper looks disgusted.

Cut to a mock- interview between them. Piper is wearing glassses.

PIPER: Ah, so Tyler...?

Tyler just sits with his tongue sticking out.

PIPER: Um, so tell me...why do you want to be a part of this vlog?
TYLER: Ah, well, um...I guess, I need the money?

Piper takes off her glasses and looks disparaging.

PIPER: Who do you think I am, Zoella?!

Caption: PIPE UP (with a cockerel crowing noise)

PIPER: So, today, we're going to be covering five job interview fails, and we're going to be talking about how to avoid them. I assume that lots of you guys will be going for job interviews. Tyler is also at the moment. And if you're given the opportunity for a job interview, you don't want to mess it up.

Caption: #5 WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?

PIPER:(as an interviewer) What is it that attracts you to the antiques business?
TYLER: I love old stuff!
PIPER: Mmmm. Mmmmm.

Tyler just smiles inanely.

PIPER: Mmmm.
TYLER: Mmmm.

There is a pause.

TYLER: Oh, and I have heaps of ancient stuff like, I've still got the original iPod.

Cut back to Piper and Tyler as themselves.

PIPER: Employers are certainly going to ask you why you want this job.
TYLER: And make sure you have a genuine reason, don't just apply because you're broke. It shows.

Caption: #4 WILD EXAGGERATIONS

TYLER:(as an interviewer) Now, you've got food handling here...can you tell me a bit more about your experience?
PIPER: Yeah, sure. So, food handling...I touch it, like, every day...um...and I hung out at the canteen, like, a lot at school...and I've done some reading on food...

She trails off.

PIPER: ...about potato
TYLER: Um...what sort of precautions would you take when handling, say, a chicken?
PIPER: Wear gloves. You know, they've got, like, talons and stuff. Watch out for their wings and their feathers because they're, like...

She imitates a chicken.

PIPER: So, just, like, watch out for that.
TYLER: Yeah.
PIPER: Very flappy, very...jumpy.
TYLER: ...
PIPER: Wait, like, a raw chicken, or a real chicken?

Cut back to Piper and Tyler as themselves.

TYLER: If you put something on your CV, make sure you can back it up.
PIPER: Yeah, because they're almost certainly going to ask you about it in the interview, so...honesty.

She's makes the "OK" symbol.

Caption: #3 DRESS CODE

PIPER:(as an interviewer) So, Mr Brennan. How much experience do you have in a corporate environment?

Tyler is wearing a vest tank and stretching his arms, revealing his armpits.

TYLER: Oh, I have heaps, don't worry about it.

He sniffs his armpit and then licks it a little (yuk). Then he sits with his hands on his head.

PIPER: ...

Cut back to Piper and Tyler as themselves.

PIPER: Make sure that you match your dress- code to the company's other employees.
TYLER: And don't just wear shorts to an office, or a suit to the mechanic's.
PIPER: No, cos it's a dead giveaway that you've never worked in a similar position.

Caption: #2 YOUR DARKEST SECRETS

TYLER:(as an interviewer) What would your friends say is your worst habit?
PIPER:(thinks) Pyromania.

Tyler laughs, but Piper just looks at him seriously.

TYLER: ...

Cut back to Piper and Tyler as themselves.

TYLER: These kinds of questions are designed to get a bigger picture of who you really are as a person.
PIPER: Mmm. And to catch you off- guard and see how well you do.
TYLER: Yeah, but I wouldn't even tell them my worst habit.

Piper laughs.

PIPER: Oh, my worst habit - midnight cooking. After a long day in the office, I just love slipping a lasagne into the oven...piping...
TYLER: Shhh, that makes you sound weird.
PIPER: What? No it doesn't!
TYLER: It does.
PIPER: Better than being a pyro...

Tyler puts his hand over her mouth.

Caption: #1 ANY QUESTIONS?

PIPER:(as an interviewer) This all sounds fantastic. Great interview. Um, so, I guess you'd have questions for us?
TYLER: ...
PIPER: ...
TYLER: ...
PIPER: Right, OK.

She throws his CV over her shoulder.

PIPER: Thank you for your time.

Cut back to Piper and Tyler as themselves.

PIPER: So, this is your chance to show off your knowledge of their business and show them how keen you are to work for them.
TYLER: Absolutely.
PIPER: So, I hope you guys have enjoyed our Top 5 interview fails and how to avoid them. And for all you job- seekers out there, good luck!
TYLER: Subscribe!
PIPER: Wow, there you go, that's what you say, what else do I say at the end of my videos?
TYLER: ...Follow me!
PIPER: Do you seriously not know?
TYLER: ...I'm just saying...
PIPER: No, you're not getting out of it, what do I say at the end of my videos?
TYLER: I watch it all the time, I've just forgotten right now.
PIPER: I'm not telling you.
TYLER: Show me how to do it.
PIPER: It's different every week.
TYLER: Oh.
PIPER: But it's just the same. How do I say goodbye?
TYLER:(strong Italian accent) Arrivederci!

Piper claps.

PIPER: There we go! Well done!

They both laugh.