PIPER: Hey guys, Piper here, so, today's a very special episode of Pipe Up because I'm not in Erinsborough...

She looks behind her.

PIPER: I am in...LONDON, BABY!

She points excitedly to the London Eye behind her. Suddenly, Imogen comes into shot!

IMOGEN: OK, OK...I really wasn't going to get involved, but I cannot let you talk like that!

Piper has got her arm around Imogen's neck and is jumping up and down.

PIPER: Did someone say the Willis family reunion?!

Imogen is laughing at Piper's antics.

IMOGEN:(about the camera) No, you keep that on you!

She moves out of shot.

PIPER: I just want to give a special shoutout to Naomi for giving up her return flight tickets...

Imogen comes into shot again.

IMOGEN: And to your sister for giving them to *you*...
PIPER: Imogen, are you in or are you out? Make up your mind!

Caption: PIPE UP (with a Union Flag)

Piper is now outside the Houses of Parliament.

PIPER: So here we are, Big Ben, not the one back in Erinsborough, if you know what I mean...

She winks at the camera.

IMOGEN: That's completely inappropriate, Piper! I'm pretty sure that your viewers might know what this thing is, are your vlogs always like this?

Cut to the banks of the Thames.

PIPER: So, here we are at London's Big Wheel...so if you've been to the Big Spinny thing in London, just comment down below.

Imogen hugs her.

IMOGEN: There we go, best tour guide ever!

Piper scowls at her.

Cut to a red telephone box.

PIPER: Oh, is it ringing?

She picks up the receiver.

PIPER: Hello? Mum! Dad! Lauren, hello...yeah, I'm with her right now. (To Imogen) They want you to explain why you weren't at the wedding?

Imogen just looks at her.

Cut to Piccadilly Circus.

PIPER: So, we are at...
IMOGEN: Go on, say it.
PIPER:(excitedly) Piccadilly Circus! Red buses!
IMOGEN: Oh, yes, they're sooooo different to the Melbourne buses! They're like, red and oh...that's about it.
PIPER:(to the camera) Daniel, why? Why? How?! How do you love her?

Imogen is hugging Piper.

IMOGEN: Hey, hey, hey, I love you!

She kisses Piper on the cheek.

Cut to a pelican crossing.

PIPER: Fun fact, the crossings here are like, different than in Australia. So, in Australia they go like...Beep Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu, but here they...
IMOGEN: What was that? What do they do in Australia?

Piper looks at her.

PIPER: If my subscribers hear it again, they'll go back.

Cut to Trafalgar square.

PIPER: Trafalgar Square!
IMOGEN: Woohoo!
PIPER: Yeah!
IMOGEN: If you love pigeons, you have come to the right place!
PIPER: I do, I love pigeons! Especially Lassiter's.

She points into the camera.

IMOGEN: What does that even mean?
PIPER: It's a long story, but...
IMOGEN: OK, do I care?
PIPER: Rude, yes. Xanthe's dad, Gary had a like, um, a pigeonary...he was part of a pigeon race, and he named his leading pigeon Lassiter's. And all he...
IMOGEN: Gary's a creative man!
PIPER: And he kind of has a crush on Mum.

Imogen laughs loudly.

IMOGEN: What?!
PIPER: I'm serious! He does, and that's why...
IMOGEN: No, he doesn't! That's disgusting, stop it.

She puts her fingers in her ears while Piper smiles at the camera.

Cut to the centre of Trafalgar Squares where Piper is looking at the statues of the lions.

PIPER: So this is a little message for Clementine, I know you're watching at home...

She points at the lion.

PIPER: I found you! Look, it's you! Well, it's not you...not sure if Mum would be too pleased if I brought a cat home that size.
IMOGEN:(sarcastically) This is sooo thrilling. I love that we're doing this instead of being at the National Gallery. Any chance we could go?

Cut to outside Buckingham Palce.

PIPER: Ladies and gentlemen, the slowest walker in the world.

She indicates Imogen.

IMOGEN: Oh, shush, I can't cope with you right now.
PIPER: Imogen, I have two days to see all the sights, I'm sorry that you've seen them all before...
IMOGEN: Oh, you *will* be sorry when you're carrying me home.

They look at the guard standing outside the Palace.

PIPER: It's such a boring job.
IMOGEN: Piper, that is, like, one of the biggest honours...
PIPER: I saw this YouTube compilation of people messing with them...it's funny.
IMOGEN: So, you mean you watch really disrespectful people disrespecting the Queen?
PIPER: Say 'disrespect' one more time.
IMOGEN: Disrespect!

They laugh.

PIPER: What are they called again...the...?
IMOGEN: Beefeaters? (To the camera) Beefeaters. It actually is...I think so.
PIPER: I feel like you're pulling my leg...
IMOGEN: No, I genuinely think that's what they're called. Why do you reckon?
PIPER: Comment down below if you know why they're called Beefeaters.
IMOGEN: I just felt a little drizzle. Now you know you're in London!

Cut to the other side of Buckingham Palace.

PIPER: So, that's it for another episode, guys...I hope you liked my tour of London.
IMOGEN:(sarcastically) I know *I* loved it!
PIPER: Don't forget to subscribe and keep watching for more videos.
IMOGEN: Of moi...
PIPER: Oh, OK, is that what we're doing now? Is that what's happening?
IMOGEN: I'm just going to start my own channel, I think, after all this...I think I should start one called 'Imogenation'!
PIPER: Terrible.
IMOGEN: Ah, OK, coming from the chick who started 'Pipe Up', what do you do, sell tobacco?

Piper is offended.

PIPER: That's it, so (British accent)...cheerio!
IMOGEN:(British accent) Cheerio!
PIPER: Oh, and Merry Christmas!