Lou telling Connor he might be sentenced to jail.
Jack being fawned over.
David telling ‘Crystal' he'll be needing her services.
Gus and Max falling over the ledge.
Arriving at the breakfast table, Jack is visibly tired from his night before after arriving home around 3am (Lyn heard Harvey barking). Lyn shows Jack a hand delivered letter, addressed to the ‘Scully Spunk'. Impressed, he reckons he should start up a fanclub as they might start to steal his undies next! Lyn retorts that he wasn't the only one on the show and who knows, they might start stealing her undies, or even Valda's – to which Jack nearly gags on his breakfast. He says that ‘Harvey might have a cute bitch' as well – though Lyn says it doesn't sound nice, even if it's true.
She tells him that she tried to do the ‘good Christian thing' and be nice to Izzy but she threw it back to her face. Jack doesn't need to be told twice and tells her how he and Izzy had a thing after he and Nina broke up. Lyn of course, is shocked.
David is interrogating Serena about her whereabouts after school, wanting her to stay away from that ‘maniac and galoot' that is Scott. He says he has given him plenty of chances and says that Scott tried to knock him over with his skateboard yesterday. Harold arrives and takes Serena to school.
David receives a call from ‘Crystal' asking if the follow up call is ‘part of the service' as he is just recovered from yesterday's appointment. He makes another appointment for tomorrow, however he will need to take a shower before returning to the office. Liljana then walks in and asks who was on the phone with David replying it was someone from work. He walks a way, a bit vague as Lil sits down and starts to read his coffee granules.
Harold is having a good perve at a ‘leggy blonde' when Jack comes in and tried to order a latte.
JACK: Mate, if you're gonna perve you've got to be a bit less obvious.
Harold retorts he was not perving, but just admiring as a' thing of beauty is a joy forever'. The leggy blonde crosses her legs making Harold and Jack stare drool in admiration. Harold says she ordered cheesecake…cherry cheesecake they both nod in agreement and continue to be transfixed. Lyn walks in and sees what's going on.
LYN: I honestly don't know how men got to run the world. No wonder it's in such a mess.
She tells them that the leggy blonde is named Carol, corporate high-flier and way out of their league. Harold tells her that since the stroke, he's had a hard time controlling his impulses, though Lyn notes that it might come across to people that Harold is enjoying himself. He becomes fixated again as Lyn tells her that she'll have ‘whatever Carol's having'.
Skating into the hallway, Scott greets Serena with his usual blend of enthusiasm. He has been visiting Toadie at the hospital as stimulants to his brain can help him out of his coma. He wonders if he is allowed to take Bob in, as blind people are allowed to have dogs in the hospital. ‘I'll stick on some sunnies, it'll be sweet!' Scott wants to meet up later at Serena's house but she tells him that her parents will never allow them to be together. He says how he did a sweet skateboarding move on David and how he could tell he was just in awe of him. Serena says that it's just too much trouble but Scott thinks he can convince them to change their minds, just like he did with her.
Setting up the pool table, Max is startled and nearly whacks Lou and Connor with a pool cue, who have walked in. Paranoid about Gus, he says he has just vanished into the thin air and hates the effect that he is having on his family, it's like Gus has won. His nerves are shot and he is having trouble sleeping as he is waking up in the middle of the night, thinking that Gus is going to be sitting on the end of his bed.
Connor and Lou comfort him, telling him they'll take care of him should he ever come to the pub. Connor starts to demonstrate a jig saying it can make him feel better and dances around the table as Max and Lou look away.
Lyn is getting Oscar to chat on the phone to Joe – as Liljana comes knocking in. She apologies for interrupting, but Lyn says that she and Joe talk on the phone every night. Lyn mentions that she hasn't seen her for awhile and Lil answers she has been spending some quality time with ‘her other half'. ‘Grovelling?' Lyn asks cheekily. Lyn is still a bit concerned, as he feels as if David is keeping something from her, like when they were having money troubles. She says she read his coffee grounds this morning and saw a cloud hanging over him, like he wanted to keep a secret. Assuring Lil that David adores her, Lyn is sure that it is a surprise for her and the two ponder what kind of thing it is.
Max greets Detective Cole and a police officer, asking if they found him, Gus. He is clueless and asks if Lou is there. Walking out, Lou looks wary as the Detective announces that he is placing him under arrest, ‘due to offences under the Racing and Gaming Act.'
Rummaging around the kitchen, Lil asks Serena if he has seen David or know where he is. David then walks in the door and Lil immediately questions his whereabouts as he had left early and was now returning late. He dodges her questions, saying he had to go and buy some stationery…when Scott appears outside the kitchen window. He starts to clean it and replies that he is just doing his bit for the ‘Best Street Competition'. David tells him to go, but Scott offers to do the bedroom windows…or clean the pool but quickly leaves when David gives him a look. ‘Nice suit' is all Serena can reply.
‘Lovely delicious melons', Harold mumbles as he serves a voluptuous woman a fruit dessert. Overhearing, Lyn quietly smirks saying that Harold is blushing. Saying he is just hot, Harold takes Lyn's order of sticky date pudding she is taking give Jack as a treat for being so great about Joe's business.
David, Lil and Serena are having a bit of a BBQ when David and Lil begin to discuss whether Scott and if they think he's a dipstick or an idiot…considering that he cleaned a window in a suit. Suddenly out of no where, Scott emerges from the pool, still clad in his suit, startling David to tip his tray of sausages to the ground. Pulling off his mask, Scott says he thought their filter needed a clean and thought when David said no, he really meant yes. He says the fallen sausages are fine.
SCOTT: No just dump them in the pool. Sags are just full of ears and bum and stuff anyway.
David then drags Scott away and tells him stay off his property and he really means no! Serena yells at him that he's just a big bully and runs into the house while David and Lil go back to their BBQ even though he's not so fond of eating ‘ears and bum and stuff' any more.
Lou tells Max that he had to surrender his passport to the police, so he won't have to worry about him running away again. He says it's ironic that they can't find a real criminal like Gus, but they can take him away.
Having just walked out of the bathroom, Jack admires himself at all the attention he is receiving. Connor walks up behind him and wants to tell him something, but Jack keeps on interrupting by saying he's amazed at the people who are looking at him and telling Connor that he should audition for ‘Queer Eye'. Obviously annoyed at his attitude, Connor leaves Jack without telling him anything – and as Jack leans over to chat to some people we get view of a large split on Jack's pants and a peek of his blue and white underwear.
Serena and Harold are sitting down watching ‘Big Brother' which Harold cannot comprehend why they bring it back year after year when all the people do is just sit around like they do. David tells Harold that there's an up late adult version where they can watch them take showers which has Harold very interested though he says he definitely won't be watching that.
While in the kitchen preparing their dessert, Lil begins question David whether he is still upset about the Steiger business, as he's a bit distant. She says it's ancient history and David agrees although he looks a bit concerned and guilty.
Furiously tapping away on the computer, Lyn is frustrated that she can't blow something up and starts to yell at it as Jack walks hurriedly into the house calling for his ma. His pants have split and he needs to wear them right now! He peels off his pants into his underwear while Lyn asks; didn't he feel the draft? Jack replies he did…as well as the laughter. She slightly disapproves that he's going out for a third night in a row, even though she has borrowed out a video she tells Jack to go out any way.
Serena tells Scott that what he did in the pool was pretty immature, though Scott found it very funny. He starts to get offended when she says he acted like a 12-year-old and tells her that she is a princess and that she should just go find a ‘bogan chick' instead of a highness like herself. Defending herself she says she's not like that and asks if Scott has the guts to blow off school – then cut to a shot of Serena and Scott marching out of the school building.
Revving up David's car, Serena tells Scott to ‘jump in and buckle up' winking at him and asking who is the goody-two-shoes now? We then see David walking home, with his hair very wet when his mobile rings with Lil on the other end asking where he is. He says he is at the supermarket…the one with detergent then pretending there is a bad reception to end the call. Seeing Serena and Scott in his car, he quickly runs towards them.
Inside the Bishop's
David tells Scott to never see Serena ever again but Serena says that the car was her idea and he can't leave because she loves him! She turns to Scott and says that she really does love him. David tells Scott to leave but Scott won't and tells Serena that he loves her as well, as the two gaze at one another.