Phil telling Lance to take control.
Lance breaking up with Amy.
Shyla telling Lance he is a wimp for breaking up with Amy.
A teacher tells the class that there is going to be a school formal for middle school, no one is very impressed, there will be dance classes and the boys have to ask girls to the formal
HANNAH: That's sexist!
Madge is stuck on a crossword, Harold solves the problems and Madge is impressed.
Phil tells Ruth about Lance and Amy, Madge approaches Lou and tells him that she and Harold will be entering the quiz. Lou is surprised that Harold will come into a pub but Madge says she will make him. They end up betting $50 on who will win!
Hannah thinks Paul might ask her to the formal. In the classroom Lance tells Billy about his split with Amy, he says he still likes her but doesn't want to be bossed around.
BILLY: Tell her then!
Hannah and Zoe talk to Paul about the formal, he isn't keen on the idea but Hannah thinks he will ask her later. Back in the classroom, Lance tries to talk to Amy but they just end up kissing instead!
Madge is testing Harold with general knowledge questions, she asks him about a Groucho Marx quote
HAROLD: I think one of The Spice Girls said that the other day too.
MADGE: How do you know about The Spice Girls?
Madge is confused as to how Harold knows these things considering he had amnesia! When Madge mentions the Pub Quiz Harold says he won't go.
Lance and Amy agree to get back together but Amy makes Lance wait before she gives her decision. She mentions that her parents are back from holiday later.
Ruth comes off the phone to Amy's mum, they have been delayed and Amy must stay with them for a bit longer, she didn't tell her that Amy was staying at Phil's and they are glad that Amy and Lance broke up, it makes things easier.
RUTH: At least you won't have Amy climbing through windows.
PHIL: Where did they learn that disgusting behaviour from?
RUTH: I don't know.
PHIL: Disgraceful behaviour.
Phil and Ruth kiss.
Madge is telling Harold that The Salvation Army wouldn't mind him being in a pub
MADGE: Oh Harold, wear your uniform; take your collection tin, no one will think you have fallen off the wagon!
Paul comes home from school and tells them about the school formal, Harold and Madge are excited but Paul is not.
Zoe thinks Paul isn't interested but Hannah insists that he is, Zoe decides to set a trap so Paul will ask her. Amy returns home and Phil tells her about her parent's being delayed. Amy says her and Lance are back together, Phil is confused!
Ruth is confused about the situation too as Phil and Amy arrive.
RUTH: I want to lay down a few ground rules.
Ruth says they can't be alone together or be in each other's rooms at night.
PHIL: Hang on Ruth, if there are going to be ground rules I will make them.
RUTH: Sorry Phil, the Greenwoods still think Amy is staying with me.
PHIL: I realise that.
RUTH: So I'm responsible for her behaviour, so I feel I should set down some
PHIL: Hang on a minute, I helped you out of a spot by agreeing to put Amy up at my place, you can't have it both ways
RUTH: I'm responsible to the Greenwoods for Amy.
PHIL: While Amy stays at my house, she lives by my rules.
RUTH: You don't have any rules!
PHIL: What are you talking about? Of course I have rules.
RUTH: Go on name one.
Harold is still moaning about the quiz, they get into the car as Zoe sees Paul, he says he will ask someone to the formal tomorrow. Hannah is eavesdropping in the bushes and is very happy.
Phil and Ruth are still arguing.
PHIL: You can't treat 16 year old kids like that!
RUTH: Sometimes you have to.
PHIL: You are being completely unreasonable, let's go, Amy.
RUTH: Who is being unreasonable?
PHIL: Lance, as far as I'm concerned you can come over to my place anytime you like.
RUTH: Don't even think about it.
PHIL (mumbling): No one will tell me how to run my life in my home.
Phil slams door, Ruth opens it again.
RUTH (shouting): If anyone is going to slam the door in this house, it will be me!
Ruth slams door but it bounces back open.
RUTH: And fix this door!
Madge and Harold are running away with the quiz, Lou tells Harold to give the other team a chance! Lou calls for a break and asks Madge for a weak topic of Harold's, Madge says there aren't any, Lou decides sport will be a weak spot and Madge looks worried.
As Lance arrives, Zoe leaves, Lance apologises to Phil for causing an argument between Phil and Ruth. Phil says everything will be fine but Lance is going to stay away for a while.
It's the final round and it's all about sport, Harold gets the first answer right but the other team get the next question. However, Harold points out that the question had incorrect facts in it so it's then null and void. Lou gives up and declares Madge and Harold the winners. The prize is a tray of steak and a bag full of red wine, Harold is not impressed but Lou finds it hilarious!
Phil is pleased that Paul will ask her to the formal, Harold arrives to give Phil some meat and wine, Phil is very pleased!
Hannah sees Paul but it turns out he'd already asked someone else to the formal, Hannah is devastated.