CLIVE: Bonjour de Montréal, ma chérie
SHEILA: Oh là là. What?
CLIVE: Hello from Montreal.
SHEILA: Oh, yeah, oui. What is that on your top lip?
CLIVE: You don't go for a moustache?
SHEILA: What is French for a porn star?!
CLIVE: I've got no idea, but message received, loud and clear!
Clive says he has to introduce a presentation and wants to begin in French. He reads out the title of the presentation in French, exciting Sheila who says she has tingles. He tells her its draining techniques for catheters. Sheila says everyone's getting kidneys tested for David's operation. She shows him a glass of wine she's drinking and says hers are working very well. She also tells him Amy might be pregnant.
SHEILA: The Canning men obviously hand down the idiot gene from one generation to the other.
CLIVE: Yeah but they do get a lifetime supply of constructive feedback from the Canning women.
Clive starts speaking in French to her, telling her she'll be on a plane home soon.
SHEILA: Have you been tested for a DVT?
CLIVE: I don't think you can catch a deep vein thrombosis.
Sheila says she's been Googling kidney problems on the internet and so many things can go wrong. Clive tells her to never self- diagnose over a glass of wine. She doesn't know what to think as blood clots just happen.
CLIVE: Je t'aime
SHEILA: You're on a jet?
CLIVE: No it's French. It means I love you.
SHEILA: Oh Clive! So what do I say?
CLIVE: You say, je t'aime aussi
SHEILA: I love you aussie?
Sheila tells him to soufflé back here quickly. They say goodbye and blow french kisses at each other.