Piper and Tyler are sitting on a blanket by Lassiter's Lake. Tyler is examining the video camera.
TYLER: The red light's on...
PIPER: OK, that means it's on!
She rolls her eyes at the camera then laughs. Tyler looks more closely at the blanket.
TYLER:(mock outraged) Oh my God, there's poo there! It's, like, seeping through. Anyway...sorry.
PIPER: Happy Valentine's Day! And that means one thing here in the YouTube community.
TYLER: It means my bank account is lower than it should be.
PIPER: The cheek on this man! I was going to say it means one thing. The boyfriend tag!
Caption: PIPE UP (in a heart, and with choral music playing)
PIPER: So, we're doing the boyfriend tag. I'm putting my man to the test.
TYLER: Is there a penalty if I lose?
PIPER: Let's just say that you won't be getting any...
PIPER:(holding up a bowl) ...choccies.
She laughs. Tyler's phone pings.
PIPER: Tyler! I told you to turn your phone off!
PIPER: The unprofessionalism!
TYLER: It's my other girlfriends.
PIPER: That's not even funny.
PIPER: Not even funny! It's Valentine's Day!
TYLER:(still laughing) Right.
PIPER: As you rudely interrupted my joke...
She holds up the bowl of chocolates.
PIPER: ...you don't get any choccies. Now the joke's ruined.
TYLER: I know.
TYLER: Why is that allowed anyway?
PIPER: I don't know, I told you to turn it off.
She looks into the camera.
PIPER: Question Number 1. So, how long have we dated?
PIPER: Stalling, good...doing the math...
TYLER: Counting it from when we, uh...first kissed, or from the wedding.
PIPER: The whole sordid affair!
TYLER: Exactly thirteen months and twenty- eight days.
PIPER: Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
She picks up the bowl and offers it to Tyler.
Tyler takes one.
PIPER: Well done!
Tyler is chewing loudly.
PIPER: Sorry for all those people with headphones in right now!
Tyler laughs and chews more.
PIPER: Question Number 2! I have to think of one first! When was our first kiss.
Tyler looks at her.
TYLER: Right now!
He pushes her down on to the blanket and they both laugh.
PIPER: Do you know that answer?
TYLER: Of course I do.
PIPER: Then when was it?
TYLER: Same day, Death by Dice.
PIPER: The worst game ever.
TYLER:(to the camera) Piper is occasionally a bit of a sore loser...
PIPER: No, I'm not!
TYLER: Remember that time you lost and you ran around the whole house and trashed the whole house...yeah.
PIPER: I think that was an appropriate reaction!
PIPER: OK, you got that right! Ding ding ding ding ding!
She feeds Tyler a chocolate.
PIPER: Well done. But that was way too easy.
PIPER: What was I wearing?
PIPER: OK, just because it was, like, surgically attached to my head for about 3 years...
TYLER: Mm- hmm.
PIPER: No, I wasn't.
PIPER: I was *not*. I had my pink hair...no beanie. So...
She makes a thumbs- down sign to the camera.
PIPER: No choccie for you!
TYLER: Got to give her one, though.
PIPER: What size shoe do I wear?
She looks at him, laughs, and then chokes. He pats her on the back.
TYLER: I'll save you! I'll save you!
TYLER: So, was it right?
Piper doesn't realise what he's asking for a second.
PIPER: No, it was not right! A size sixteen?
TYLER: Yeah, in like, Europe...
PIPER: I'm like, a seven and a half.
TYLER: Seven and a half! Cool! I get a chocolate!
He grabs one before she can protest.
PIPER: What is my favourite type of sandwich?
TYLER: A lentil sandwich.
PIPER: Oh, I *hate* lentils!! If I see one more chickpea, I'm going to flip a table!
Tyler is eating chocolate from the packet now.
PIPER: What are you doing? It's getting very drippy. Woah! What's something that I do that annoys you?
TYLER: You just did it.
PIPER: Tyler doesn't like it when I bite my nails. He always goes like, stop it, stop it, stop it.
She slaps her own wrist.
PIPER: I can't help it! I'm a fidgeter. What can I spend hours doing?
TYLER: Sitting on the computer watching vlogs.
PIPER: Trolling my way to the future...
TYLER: 'Hey, Pipes, let's go out for a walk in the park! No, can't be bothered...'
PIPER: True, literally, that's me. Living vicariously through other vloggers. 'What did you do, then? Oh, I did this, I did that... No, no, a vlogger did it. Not you.'
TYLER: That's a chocolate for me!
PIPER: True. What is my hidden talent?
Tyler looks at her and laughs.
PIPER: Oh my God! Smile at the camera.
They smile. Tyler has chocolate in his teeth.
PIPER: What's my hidden talent?
TYLER: I don't think it's appropriate for a PG.
Piper gasps and then laughs.
PIPER: I can wiggle my ears.
She proceeds to do so.
TYLER: What's *my* unique, hidden talent?
Piper is still wiggling her ears.
PIPER: You see?
TYLER: What's *my* unique, hidden talent?
Tyler starts wiggling his ears too. Piper is surprised.
PIPER: We can both do it! Oh my Gawwwwd...!
She hugs his arm.
PIPER: Thank you for watching my Boyfriend Tag video...if you guys want to see a Girlfriend Tag where Tyler asks *me* questions, comment down below. If you haven't subscribed to the channel already, hit Subscribe. Tschusses!
She accidentally pokes Tyler in the eye.
PIPER: Oh, I'm sorry!