The whole vlog is done in the style of "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" with accompanying dramatic music.
PIPER:(V.O.) Erinsborough, Melbourne. Home to over four restaurants. Located just next to the Industrial Area, Erinsborough Backpackers its door recently, and has seen a rush of clients ever since. Once such resident is Piper Willis who now is responsible for feeding...herself.
Piper, dressed as a chef, is pottering around the Backpackers' kitchen looking despairing.
CHEF PIPER: It was always a dream of mine to share a kitchen with people I'd never met before.
(Shot of people jostling in the kitchen)
CHEF PIPER: I mean, yeah, it can get quite busy in here, but I always try to make sure that my food is delicious.
We cut to a hand putting plate down in front of Customer Piper. It seems to be a big hit amongst the customers.
CUSTOMER PIPER: Sorry, yeah, sorry, it's just...it's empty.
She indicates her empty plate.
CHEF PIPER: My food is delicious.
Cut back to Customer Piper.
CUSTOMER PIPER: This is the worst restaurant I've ever been to! And I've been to the FlameTree! What is this? I'll tell you what it is...nothing.
A hand indicates a tiny crumb.
CUSTOMER PIPER: Oh(!)
Cut back to Chef Piper.
CHEF PIPER: There's no denying that times have been tough, I'm never at home, I never get to see my husband. We're losing money every night here. At the moment, approximately, we're $56 dollars in debt. I just don't know how I'm going to feed my cat tonight. Maybe Chef Ramsay Street is my last hope.
Cut to a flash of white light and Chef Ramsay Street arriving. It's Tyler, dressed like Gordon Ramsay. He examines the kitchen.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: I'm going to make sure this kitchen gets up to scratch. And if Chef Willis doesn't like it, she can go and get f- ...fired.
Cut to Piper stirring a saucepan. Chef Ramsay Street looks over her shoulder and then sniffs the saucepan.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: What the crap is that?! Is that how you cook it? It looks like poo- poo. There's nothing in there!
CHEF PIPER: Sometimes I have to make do with the ingredients I've got.
She holds up the saucepan, which is empty.
CHEF PIPER: ...which are basically non- existent. But, uh, at a struggle, you know, put a rock under pressure and a diamond will appear!
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: GET YOUR LENTILS, PUT THEM IN! Get your water, put it in.
Chef Piper is crying at this point.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: Lentils! Other stuff! Clean your **** up!
Chef Piper is sitting on the floor crying now.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: This business isn't going to run!
Cut back to the interview.
CHEF PIPER: Did I ask him to come here? Yes. Did I beg on my hands and knees for him to help me? Yes. Did I cry in front of him? Yes I did. Did I ask for his opinion? Yes. But at no point did I ask for his opinions, so, no. I'm done, I don't want him here anymore.
Cut back to the kitchen with Chef Ramsay Street in a more benevolent mood.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: You just have to it my way. There's no "I" in team but there is "me". And I, me, will help you to turn your kitchen around.
Chef Piper is in tears again.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: You need to do it for me.
Chef Piper nods.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: Now, you put the food in the pan before you cook it.
CHEF PIPER: Ohhhh! Cool.
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: That's cooking. That's how you do it.
Cut back to the interview.
CHEF PIPER: I mean, I know that Chef Ramsay Street had a reputation for excellence in the kitchen, but...I had no idea just how excellent he was. In the kitchen.
Cut back to the kitchen. Chef Piper has the lentils in the pan now.
CHEF PIPER: Wait, wait, what's happening, what's happening? They're cooking!
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: They're doing it.
CHEF PIPER:(excited) They're cooking! Ladies and gentlemen, they're cooking!
Chef Piper looks almost overcome.
PIPER:(V.O.) Just how will the new menu go down with the clientele?
Cut to Customer Piper reluctantly trying the lentils. Chef Piper and Chef Ramsay Street look on.
CUSTOMER PIPER:(finally trying a bite) I mean...it's better than nothing...
Cut back to Chef Piper and Chef Ramsay Street.
CHEF PIPER: Oh my God, she loved it!
CHEF RAMSAY STREET: She loved it.
CHEF PIPER: She loved it, and I made it! Oh my God, she loved it!
Chef Piper and Chef Ramsay Street hug, laugh, and try to high- five each other.
PIPER:(V.O): Though they've finally cracked how to cook lentils, if someone could please order Piper and Tyler a pizza, that'd be great. Also, subscribe!
The title read:
Customer - Piper Willis
Chef - Piper Willis
Chef Ramsay Street - Tyler Brennan
Writer/Director/Producer - Piper Willis
Camera - Xanthe Canning
Thanks to Erinsborough Backpackers
Seriously please send pizza.