- Everyone finding out that Natasha was faking her pregnancy
- Natasha screaming at Andrew for cheating with Summer
- Paul telling Andrew that his money is riding on the party
- Tomas pressuring Andrew to get rid of Summer because she's nosy
- Summer being hurt that Andrew is pushing her away for his business
Summer is taking Audrey for a stroll when she spots Tash taking the trash out. She goes over to try to mend fences but Tash isn't interested. Summer apologises for going behind Natasha's back with Andrew and wants the nastiness to stop but Tash just takes it to mean that Summer wants to clear her own conscience. Tash isn't interested in making up nor does she have anything more to say to Summer.
Kyle is giving Lucas some weight lifting tips but Lucas doesn't need them - his biceps are fine!
LUCAS: There's nothing wrong with my guns!
KYLE: Yeah, but check out these bad boys.
Kyle questions Jade on who has the better technique but she tactfully decides not to answer. One of Jade's clients, Courtney, comes around to cancel her training session. It's the third one that she's cancelled and Kyle pipes in that she just needs to find motivation; Lucas is getting old, but he's still making an effort! Jade tries to suggest some ways to motivate her and it would appear that something to look at during training (I.e. Lucas and Kyle) would be plenty of motivation, much to Jade's disbelief.
Jade shouts breakfast which Lucas is suspicious about but Kyle is not because he's got biceps that often put him on the receiving end of generosity(!). It doesn't take long for Jade to launch into her request - she would like them to be present at her training classes to motivate and be "appreciated" by her clients. Lucas doesn't want to be like a lump of meat but Kyle is quick to agree to a 15% cut. Kyle quips that he'd be better than Lucas and Lucas is suddenly up for the challenge.
LUCAS: I can attract more clients than this bozo.
KYLE: I thought you didn't want to be a lump of meat.
Jade agrees to trial them both and the one who impresses Courtney more gets the job.
Summer is on her way to school and ignores Andrew who is calling out to her. Paul tells Andrew to leave it because he's done the right thing by getting rid of any distractions.
Tash is complaining to her dad about her punishment and she wants to check her Facebook because she's been cut off for days but Michael isn't about to back down. Natasha's day just gets even better when she spots Summer and Chris walk in. Chris goes to order food and notices that Tash is rather down and he suggests to Summer that perhaps they should offer to walk with Tash but Summer thinks he's insane and says that Tash gets what she deserves.
Erinsborough High - Hallway
Summer and Chris are bantering about the 'Alien' series when they come across Andrew. Andrew asks Chris to put up posters for the party for him which Chris is happy to do before Summer drags him off to class. Natasha gets a dirty look from Andrew and her great day gets even greater when she finds that she's been voted off the Mathletes, again, because she wasn't at the meeting which she didn't know about because she couldn't check her emails.
Erinsborough High - Classroom
Natasha walks in to find Lisa has taken her usual seat and is bitching about her. Tash plops down next to her and calls her childish for freezing her out. Lisa makes a nasty quip about faking a pregnancy and then offers to persuade the team to take Tash back, for the price of a brand new make- up kit, the expensive stuff that Tash buys online. Natasha can't go online though, which is not Lisa's problem.
LISA: How badly do you want some friends?
Erinsborough High - Michael's Office/Hallway
Natasha has sneaked in and she quickly goes to Mike's laptop to try and buy makeup for Lisa. Mike enters and is less than thrilled that she's using the computer to do some shopping. He's not any happier to find that she's trying to buy her friends back. She quickly closes the door in the hopes that the kids loitering in the corridor can't hear them, and Mike tells her that she needs to earn her friends back. She leaves and Chris and Summer are standing outside and have no doubt heard most of the conversation.
Lisa bounds up to Tash and asks about her make- up, but Natasha tells her that her allowance is frozen and she can't get online so the best that she can do is an almost- new bronzer. Lisa calls her pathetic before leaving and Tash throws her bronzer on the ground in frustration. Chris goes to pick the bronzer up but Summer tells him not to and answers his protest by leaving. Chris picks the bronzer up and hands it back to Tash before smiling at her.
CHRIS: Chin up, eh?
Paul is having lunch with Andrew when he sees Michael walking past with Tash. They coolly exchange unpleasantries and snide remarks about their respective parenting skills. As Mike and Tash continue on their way to Harold's, Tash tells her father that she told Lisa that she wouldn't buy her make- up and thus burnt her only bridge. Mike comments that they don't sound much like friends anyway and you can tell he's proud of her. He holds her hands and tells her that she'll make friends eventually if she has patience. He offers to buy her lunch as they go to Harold's.
Kyle and Lucas are doing sit- ups in front of Courtney (Lucas has done 32, Kyle has done 80!) who is getting all kinds of motivated. The boys both try to flirt with her and Kyle lifts his shirt up to show Courtney his stomach crunches.
KYLE: There's no jerk in the muscle.
LUCAS (under his breath): You're the jerk.
Evidently the lack of focus has done Courtney no good though, and she falls down after having pulled something and in trying to help, Kyle kind of gets in everyone's way.
Erinsborough Gym - Locker Room
Kyle is looking defeated and he knows that he tried too hard and desperate. He needed the cash - the rent is due and he hasn't been getting much from the car yard at all. He had to bail his friend Honger out and without the job at Charlie's, he's in a bit of a bind. He leaves and as Jade comes in, Lucas asks Jade to give the job to Kyle.
LUCAS: He just needs some parameters.
JADE: He wouldn't know how to spell parameters, let alone keep them.
Lucas fakes an old bike injury so that Jade doesn't have a choice but to call Kyle.
Jade comes by to offer the job to a surprised Kyle. It's only for 10%, however, but he's happy to take it. He doesn't realise that Lucas backed down from the job for him, though, so he tells Lucas it is bad luck for him that Jade chose the best arms after all! Jade is still unsure about Kyle but Lucas thinks that Kyle is a good guy - a bozo, but a good guy.
Erinsborough High - Hallway
Mike and Tash have returned and as they part ways, Natasha's coconut slice is inadvertently knocked down by Lisa who is animatedly describing something to her friends. They all have a laugh about it before walking off (which is a horrible) and Chris appears out of nowhere and tells Tash that it's still good - 3 second rule. He offers to catch some sun and Tash thinks that Summer has put him up to it.
CHRIS: I can make my own decisions, you know, and I've decided you need a friend.
Erinsborough High - Outside
Chris and Natasha are chatting about how they're giving people something to gossip about and they start bantering comfortably. We then pan across to the other two teens that live in angst- central. Summer's still angry at Andrew for choosing a business partner over a friend. He's annoyed that she's so bent out of shape about it but she just tells him she has other friends who wouldn't do something so disloyal. Andrew scoffs "Like Chris?" as Summer turns around to see Chris and Natasha laughing and having a grand old time.
Erinsborough High - Outside
Commercial break over, Summer is powering across to where Chris and Tash are bonding. Summer has a go at Tash for always trying to ruin her chances at happiness and assumes that Tash is befriending Chris to get back at her. Chris clarifies that it was his idea and he pulls Summer aside. He tells her that he's not defending Tash but he feels sorry for her because everyone is ignoring her. He won't hate someone simply because Summer does and if she keeps on being paranoid, she will be the one who doesn't have friends.
TOADIE: If the men win, the women can't speak for 24 hours!
KATE: OK, the winner of the calendar competition...
CALLUM: The men!
(Toadie and Callum high five)
(Lucas sees Lyn and Kate talking to each other)
LUCAS: Ahem, excuse me; you're not talking, are you?
TOADIE (to Jade): Zip it!
TOADIE (to Callum): You having dreams again, mate?
TOADIE: You sure?
(Callum is looking at his monkey toy)
CALLUM: But what if it is my mum? It bugs me that we never completely figured it out.
(Summer finds Chris and Tash playing pool together)
NATASHA: Incoming, 3 o'clock.
SUMMER: If it's OK I'd like to hang out with you.
CHRIS: Yeah, of course.
NATASHA: With both of us?
(Summer walks up to Natasha)
SUMMER: I know exactly what you're doing.
NATASHA: I'm going to be a better friend to him than you've ever been.
SUMMER: I'd like to see you try.
NATASHA: Game on.